A brew of baristas.
A giggle of pre-teen girls.
Oh, man. That dates me! I would have said “A blume of tweens.”
A thirst of vampires.
A snootful of facemasks.
A “Wait–Wait; don’t tell me!” of Bill of rights invokers.
An isolation of stay-at-home orders.
A contagion of anti-maskers.
Which would obviously lead to a bunch of wankers.
A delicious irony of COVID-infected anti-mask idjits
One person’s irony is another’s total predictability.
A denial of MAGAheads.
An obstruction of Republicans.
A Giuliani of obsequious coots.
A Stub of 1" long pencils.
An embarrassment of Trumps.
A triumph of Bidens.
A scum of Republikans.
A Trumpeting of lies.
A phantom menace of antifas