Why do people choose to use revolvers?
Public suicide
Colt Python. The Number One choice of people who kill themselves in public. See the lineup at your gun shop now!
** Questions regarding chimpanzees
towing cars**
Yes, it’s a bad idea to argue with them.
**Why older women turn me on
I’ve fallen for Autumn sequential threads! **
Solar FREAKIN’ Roadways!
Interplanetary Transport System
Not ‘solar-powered’ roadways. Solar roadways.
What happens when an asteriod hits the Earth?
last names chosen
Last names chosen, ever.
**Living in a global village. Ain’t it cool?
Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say**
“Cool” is not the first word that comes to mind.
What would cause a plastic to melt (in the absence of heat)?
Ice bullets
But only in a really, really bad script.
**I had to change my way of food shopping because of the new small bags
Bring back yellow peaches!**
At least they’ll fit!
**Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say
What’s the most interesting car you saw today? **
I saw a clown car.
The Nobel prizes are coming. What have you won?
So I went to my first big “swinger’s party”…
I didn’t win a Nobel Prize, but the after-party was sweet!
**So what makes a piece of writing have good flow?
Scottish men and kilts
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** What on the internet is unhackable?
Small animals native to the Pacific Northwest **
“I demand your password!” “Squeee!”
Things that you didn’t know and other people did
So I went to my first big “swinger’s party”…
** What on the internet is unhackable?
Super-insulated Refrigerators
**
It’s the super-insulation that does it
**Dammit! I think I creeped a girl out at work and now it’s bugging me.
Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say
**
Stop dressing like a clown.
If your work is being a clown, stay out of the woods near schools on break.
Dashcam video shows Sacramento cops swerving to hit homeless man
So I went to my first big “swinger’s party”…
It’s a cop game. Kinda like a piñata.
So I went to my first big “swinger’s party”…
Mark Twain quote*
Ooh, good setup, and since it’s a Mark Twain quote you know the delivery’s going to be awesome!
**“Happy Halloween. You’re going to Hell.”
Dammit! I think I creeped a girl out at work and now it’s bugging me.**
Maybe she’s just not into Halloween. Or going to Hell.
** Best way to prevent WW2
Need advice from real estate professionals…**
Just pay the asking price. Bargaining is what got Chamberlain into trouble.
**Unusual things that irritated you as a child
Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say **
Clowns are irritating.
**What to do if you find out you have a warrant out for your arrest
Having a client-facing day job while doing sex work on camera at night **
I don’t think that will help…