March sequential threads - an ill wind that blows nobody any good

** Does anyone else have “hot” feet or understand what I mean?
Was I supposed to tip the tow truck driver?**

Those Lincoln Park Pirates are really getting out of hand!

*bonus points for identifying the James Bond novel in which the saxophone is described as “an ill wind which nobody blows any good”.

** Clarence Thomas asks a question!

Anyone been to a snake-handling/drink poison church service?
**

I foresee that Clarence Thomas thread showing up frequently in this thread.

**I caught a groundhog! Now what? (Need answer fast)

Any birthdays today? (February 29th)**
Should I poke holes in the wrapping paper?

Anyone been to a snake-handling/drink poison church service?
Innocent things you did as a child without repercussions, that would get you suspended today

Was I an asshole (to a guy in a wheelchair)
Trip to the Everglades

Yes. Yes you were.

But you made the gator happy.

** Should humans with low IQ be…

Transgender Service Animals **

No. It’s demeaning and degrading.

** The most useless accessory in my car is now even more useless

This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? **

**Clarence Thomas asks a question!

Ever develop an emotional attachment to an inanimate object? **

** The most useless accessory in my car is now even more useless

This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? **

**Clarence Thomas asks a question!

Ever develop an emotional attachment to an inanimate object? **

Like a Coke can?

** Why do cellphones RETAIN so much information?
Is “Top Secret” the highest level clearance you can get?**

Hillary: just let it go, fer chrissake.

**Economic question regarding Charles Dickens

Economist says awesome things about Sanders’s economic plan**

You’re enjoying food wrong.
Radishes-- do you eat them? Do you like them?

I shudder to think how else one, um, “enjoys” radishes.

** Clarence Thomas asks a question!

This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?**

There are two ways to interpret this pair of sequential threads.

Both are funny.

**Things to see and do in Santa Fe, NM
Gettin’ rid of old books **

Figured New Mexico was boring, but jeez, I had no idea…

People with urine on their hands, touching their electronic devices
Please tell me about Belize

Well, I’d avoid the Internet cafés.

What are the benefits of being a civilian Army employee?
New and Unimproved Workplace Rants

Well, that doesn’t sound like a good deal.

12 years sober - well, almost
10 years sober

So, is there anything we’re allowed to put ketchup on?
Jeyuk (Korean dish)

** Please tell me about Belize

Can’t sleep… must know… **

Inquiring Doper Minds want to know about the former British Honduras!

So, is there anything we’re allowed to put ketchup on?
Supergirl

Sounds kinky!

Just now:
** Anyone been to a snake-handling/drink poison church service?**

** I want to stop drinking - tell me about detox**

Better find the second answer first.