**America’s Got Talent is baaaaaaaack!
Frying the Perfect Egg. **
What talent!
**Things that make you go Hmm: Hotel Bathroom division
She’s alive, dammit! It’s a miracle!
**
The Shining, anyone?
**I refuse major label beers
Drinking Himself to Death **
At least he’s doing it with class.
**Gorilla shot to save young boy
Human beings are worth more than Gorillas **
Resolved, thread closed.
** You know when parents kick a kid out of the car, start to drive off, then turn back?
That time I was stuck in traffic **
But Officer it was my kid’s fault.
Deployed American soldier’s language training
Tigers, Lions and Bears Oh My
U.S. Marine chants aren’t what they used to be. 
Your Weird Little Habits
I refuse major label beers
The 01011th Binary Summer Shotglass Exchange!
Drinking Himself to Death
Iphone Apps In “Photography” Bubble
My daughter is getting bitten at night! Help!
USB Thumb Drive “Player” for the Home?
What’s biting me?
Outrage over receipt checking!?
Are these bug bites? Any way to tell?
Ed Zotti announces that IMHO and GQ are being shut down for the summer because some goddamn things keep biting.
**What did 11-year-old girls want for Christmas in 2000?
Is this a disease and if so, can you name it? **
I just hope it wasn’t chlamydia.
San Francisco Dopers-Free Soylent!
Taco Bell donations
Taco Bell is adding soup to their menu. Humanudo.
Your Weird Little Habits
Time travel without leaving home
** Council of Islamic Ideology on when to beat your wife
I pit my religious upbringing for the sexual damage it’s caused **
Sadism, anyone?
**Dialogue I’d like to hear on a police procedural show
Do you own an oyster knife? Do you use it?
**
X-men ad violence against women?
Rude spouse
Remember: beating up your spouse is rude. Don’t be like Mr. Bungle.
**What have you been mistaken for?
Rude spouse
Am I a jerk? **
Being a rude spouse makes you a jerk. So does mistaking someone for one.
A Musical Hell Of Your Own Devising
That time I was stuck in traffic
** 2000 year old writing tablets found preserved in London mud.
Time travel without leaving home**
Yes, but boooring.
**What did 11-year-old girls want for Christmas in 2000?
Shoulder pain diagnosis? **
What have you been mistaken for?
A really cool birthday gift for a 2-year-old boy
Ancestry DNA answers long pondered question…
What to to with VHS tapes?
“And to my beloved grandson, I bequeath my collection of 2,738 VHS tapes.”
“Nooooooo!!!”