Mr. Chairperson, Mr. Chairperson!
My esteemed colleague from Never-Never Land has brought to light a most important issue during this time of national crises! I hereby second his motion and open up the floor for debate on this pressing issue! I also give approval to the riders on this bills, noting the necessity of single-sex and non-chocoloate snack options!
An SO exchange…while an interesting proposition (oh, the puns, they hurt me so;)), I have to stay with my bunny. She just … fits:)
Juniper200 is quite correct as to the reason for the phrasing of my proposal: “sexual intercourse” rather limits those of us who would have to go at it solo, while “sexual activity” is a much more broad term and could just as easily apply to availing one’s self of preferred pictorial histories of ladies (or gentlemen) un-availing themselves of clothing.
One more note before I yield;
RTFirefly made note of Reddi-Whip, and I’d just like to point out that one could double-dip, so to speak, by using chocolate Reddi-Whip. If there isn’t any, you could always make some…
With all due respect to my esteemed colleagues at the SDMB, I would like to point out that there is one national, nay international organization which has set up a National Week of Chocolate and Sex, in addition to several weekends throughout the year and whose members are would be happy to provide assistance in noble endeavors such as this. Moreover, these patriotic souls have chosen to ensure that week includes the Fourth of July. What is more, these people are dedicated to the notion that, in addition to chocolate, cheesecake, Reddiwhip, etc., intelligence is sexy!! The organization, your humble servant is pleased to report, is Mensa, and the National Week of Sex and Chocolate is also known as the National Annual Gathering. As Program Chair of the Pittsburgh Orgy -er- RG (Regional Gathering), I humbly place my feeble services at your disposal.
Wha-a-a-at?! You think I joined for the bragging rights?! 
CJ
I’m still boggled by the gentleman who stated that Reddi-Whip was a more accomodating mode of sugar delivery when combined with sex. Has he never heard of chocolate syrup?
(Well, there’s always the option of combining them, for the ice-cream sundae effect.)
Honey, that’s not the only chocolate the late prez was dippin’ in. Have we forgotten Sally Hemmings? Now there’s a way to kill two birds. 
I was thinkin’ the same thang. mmmmm … chocolate boi
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…reddi-whip
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…and sex…
What?
What?!?
Sorry, lost in my own world there for a moment.
Now I know why my grandfather (he who cheated on his fiancee while she was in another country) joined as a young adult and was a member until (far as I know) his death.
And I thought it was for the stimulating discource. Stimulating, yes. Discource, I guess not;)
CJ, what’s the entry fee?
Well, there is a bright spot to my current predicament.
I live within shouting distance of Hershey, Pennsylvania: The Sweetest Place on Earth.
Yeah, I know, it’s Hershey and not Godiva or Lindt. Given my current plight, however, quantity has to take precedence over quality.
I think a trip is in order.
Robin
Consint the current anti-gallic atmosphere, is French kissing going to be allowed during the sex?
Yes, but you’ll have to call it Bush Kissing.
Uh, Neidhart, that’s a different kind of kissing entirely;)
Uh, iampunha, I believe this is the correct smilie for bush kissing 
Today’s the National Day of Sex and Chocolate, and I’m all out of chocolate.
I got chocolate. Trade ya.
So, what road do you take to get there?
The Pennsylvania Turnpike.
What?
I believe there’s already a day of sex and chocolate.
It’s called “Valentine’s Day.”
I discussed this thread with Marcie. She doesn’t understand why the National Day of Sex and Chocolate can’t be observed once a week instead of once a year. She also feels that a two day period of observance would be an improvement. I tend to agree with Marcie on most things, especially this one.
My esteemed colleagues:
As luck would have it, there really was a national Mensa meeting here today, and I mentioned our resolution to the people there assembled. They heartily approve of our plan, and will provide support, assistance, and recipes! As a Mensan in good standing and some form of Doper, I will be happy to serve as Ambassador to Geekdom if such a post is required.
Your humble servant.
Actually, I’m really not kidding. The annual national meeting was here in my city today, and, while I stay well out of politics, I did contribute a plate of brownies and join in the non-political conversation, and I mentioned this thread. It sounds like a good idea to them!
CJ