A neighborhood cat thinks I'm God

But a cat needs to be confused periodically, or else it may get in a rut. It is the basis of a whole industry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM

My cat once jumped for the coffee table, and landed on a paper that was only half-wa on the table. It did a semi flip off of the table after face planting at mach drive, and did the same thing. It looked around to see if anyone saw it, then left.

The Siamese did that this morning it jumped to run away from me and jumped into a brick wall. It started sneezing uncontrollably which made me laugh even more. My laughing made it sneeze harder. It eventually got so cranky it pretended it did it on purpose.

Simon’s Cat