Don’t ever take take a mango in your lunch and eat it at your desk. Thank goodness a had a roll of paper towels in my desk.
It was very delicious, though.
For you folks watching at home, let me emind you that these are professional mango eaters. They know what they’re doing when they eat mangoes on the job. Don’t try this at home. Or at work.
Mangoes are best eaten while seated in some attractive person’s lap, not at a desk.
Sailboat
I agree, but I’ve had diversity trainng. Some things just aren’t acceptable anymore in the workplace, it seems.
Mangoes are best eaten out of some attractive person’s lap.
I hate mangoes. Can I just eat the lap?
Human Resources will be by shortly to assist you in packing your belongings before escorting you from the building.
Don’t do this.
edges warily away from Beware of Doug
I won’t even eat mangoes in front of anyone (other than my SO0. You are a brave soul.
Sorry, nothing beats this one…Never taser yourself in the genitals…
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=312989&highlight=taser+genitals