A New Revelation about Schroedinger's Cat

It’s not true that all revelations come from the three B’s – the Bed, the Bus, and the Bath. I had this sudden flash of insight while walking my cat.

It’s not a question of whether Schroedinger’s Cat is Alive or Dead. It’s question of whether it wants to be Inside or Outside.

I’ll just say it.

My cats would rather be inside the box.

Bear, the genius Siamese could care less about Schroedinger and his cat.

That;s Inside or Outside the House. I should’ve been more clear.

Anyone who has cats know that cats can’t resist being inside a box. Not even big cats like tigers

Inside is safer; outside is funner. Cats want both, simultaneously.

My 5 cats are close to achieving that state via their sneaky feline quantum entanglement experiments, especially Ollie. She’s neither here, nor there, but everywhere.

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Schrodinger’s experiment has nothing to do with cats. It is a thought experiment. The subject could be a dog, a rat, a pigeon, or a Straight Dope poster.
That aside, stepdaughter 2.0’s cat managed to blunder outside, and didn’t want to get off the steps, “because the ground is dirty”.

I thought the three B’s were Bed, Bath, and Beyonce.

I’d truly be concerned if Bear had access to a vial of poison tho’

When it ocmes to cats there’s seldom an actual Uncertainty.

If they’re in they want out. If they’re out they want in. If there’s food, they just want.

Nah. Sometimes they want to sit in the doorway.

This is true. Hence “miaow” from the back door; open door. Cat comes in, licks fur, swaggers to the front door, miaows to be let out, all within the timeframe of 0:30.

Schrödinger’s cat is obviously simultaneously inside and outside of the house and miaowing to be elsewhere.

Cats prefer the liminal space.