Be a sport about it and take the dog too.
My Small Boy would LOVE a Zombie Apocalypse for his birthday.
(but I think I keep on with the planning for the Star Wars theme, just in case…)
I have it on good authority that all dogs go to heaven.
The young man is right. The Rapture will happen on October 13. Unfortunately for all of us, The Rapture is a Blondie cover band.
I did offer a bet but he said I could never collect as he would be gone. I hoped he would stay longer, I was a bit bored today.
He’s got that backwards, doesn’t he? Presumably, he’s betting that the rapture will happen, and you’re betting that it won’t. If he’s not around, that means he won the bet (and won’t be around to collect).
They also say that people alive then would see the end. We see how well that worked out.
I think he got a lot more than that backwards, but yeah you’re right.
Wow, so I’ll wake up on my birthday (the 14th) and every asshole Christian will have disappeared into the ether? That would be the greatest present ever!
Now, off to read more about these “tribulations”…
This better not fuck up our “Boo Forum”.
Exactly – and re same, it’s biblically stated that self-appointed prophets saying “lo here !” and “lo there !” concerning the time for the end of the world, should be ignored. One can only take it that “it’s going to happen on…” is a thing which fulfils a need or want which many people have; which they duly go on to engage in, regardless of biblical injunctions to the contrary.
You have a duty to exploit delusional people like this. Ask him to give you all his stuff, bank accounts, etc. Get as much as you can before the 13th
In my experience, MOST (if not all) fundamentalist Christians think they know better than Jesus.
He’s scheduling his masturbation sessions that far in advance? Wow!
I can’t find anything on the Internet indicating that is anything besides his mother’s own delusion. There are some YouTube teaching videos about how the Jewish calendar is a month late & the 7th Day of Sukkot will be on October 26/27 this year, and the Rapture will then occur. But that only seems to be taught by this one girl.
Now, the idea of the Rapture being during the Fall Festivals, especially on Rosh HaShanah, the Feast of Trumpets, has been popular for a few decades now, tho still a minority view among Rapturists who tend to believe it could happen any second.
I clicked on that link and was so disappointed. I think a Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness class would be a good way to explore any number of things. Including how dependent we are on our infrastructure.
I sure hope it’s more eventful than last year’s rapture. That one was a real snooze fest.
Great. Now I have that Debbie Harry song in my head. Thanks.
Yea, it is more like a Freshman Orientation class.
Though there is a screening of William Shakespeare’s Land of the Dead at the Michigan State University Wharton Center for Performing Arts that weekend.
and according to this website http://betseylewis.com/Earth_News_1.html
to that I say, hahahahahahahahahahahah
This is what NASA actually said
Sun’s Magnetic Field Flip Won’t Doom Earth, Scientists Say
Gawd and Jeebus people are so stupid. You give them a little science and they make an Apocalypse out of it