A pain connoisseur's guide to insect stings

How bad was that sting? Now you know! Schmidt Sting Pain Index

This paper is interesting. Apparently the chemistry of a bee’s venom includes components that enhance memory so you will remember the sting.

And people wonder why I’m deathly afraid of being stung. Having never had the experience, I wish very much to avoid the sensation.

I got stung for the first time in many, many years last year, when I reached into my skimmer to take out a pile of leaves. There must have been a honey bee in the pile, and I got stung on the web between two fingers. It hurt, but the pain was over in less then a minute, leaving a welt that itched like mad for quite a while.

On my personal scale, yellowjackets score much higher than honeybees. I wonder how a bullet ant compares to a stingray?

Interestingly, I’ve been stung by several of the species named, the most intense being the paper wasp. That was NOTHING compared to being nailed in the bottom of the foot by a scorpion though. It was immediate, incredibly intense, and lasted nearly twelve hours of full force throbbing pain. I imagine that must be near the sting of the legendary bullet ant then.

I don’t doubt it a bit. I’m pretty sure I can remember every time I’ve been stung. The first one’s the richest memory, though, probably because the site of the sting was my temple. Quick, convenient access to da brain, don’t ya know.

I’ve heard tarantula hawks (also a wasp) have really nasty stings. Good thing they have those bright wings, makes them easy to avoid when you see them. Better safe than sorry.

I’ve been stung by honey bees and hornets. Both were pretty painful, but i don’t think they were as bad as the Australian bulldog ant.

When i was growing up, our house backed onto bushland, and we used to go walking a lot. Disturbing a nest of those little fuckers could end up a painful experience.

I’ve had my share of stings/bites…

The MacTech Sting/Bite Pain Index;

0.1 Mosquito; faint, needle-prick sensation, easily and satisfyingly stopped with a swat
0.4 Deerfly; bright, searing pain, like your skin is being ripped open*
0.7 Horsefly; Deep, drilling pain, the tearing* sensation of the horsefly, with a jackhammer drill thrown in for good measure
0.9 Black Fly; Like getting poked with a red-hot needle, how can such a tiny insect have such a painful bite

1.0 Honeybee; an acidic burning sensation that hits quickly and fades
2.0 Brown Wasp; a bright burning sensation, usually multiple stings
2.2 Yellow Orbweaver Garden Spider; momentary burning at the bite site, the bitten limb (arm, for example) then feels like it’s “vibrating” for the next few hours, fading to nothing
3.0 Yellowjacket; Who dipped my hand in gasoline and lit it?, intense, burning pain and swelling at the sting site

Honeybees are generally docile to me, we get along just fine, and in fact, I can pet them without getting stung
Brown and yellowjacket Wasps are pure, unadulterated evil, and have a short temper, they will sting without provocation, when it comes to these wasps, my rule is take no prisoners, kill on sight, however, Mud Dauber wasps are generally docile and will not sting unless provoked, I can be sitting down at our pond, fishing in the summer, and the Mud Daubers are flying around me, landing next to me, sometimes landing on my fishing pole, totally ignoring me, I have no problem with Mud Daubers, they’re a “Live and let Live” kind of wasp

My three least favorite biting insects are the Black Fly, the Deerfly, and the Horsefly

The Black Fly has the same mouthparts as the deerflies and horseflies, they actually tear the skin apart and lap up the blood, so they’re obviously going to be more painful than a mosquito bite

The Wiki on the Deerfly

Here’s the Wiki on the Horsefly, it’s feeding style is particularly novel…

And just to make matters worse, there’s just one, bigger, biting fly we have to deal with, what we refer to around here in New England as the “Moose Fly”, take an adult horsefly, and DOUBLE it’s size, yes, it’s basically a Horsefly on steroids, thankfully, it doesn’t seem to feed on humans, or even horses, like it’s name says, it feeds on moose, good thing too, as a small group of mooseflies, if they put their tiny two-volt brains together, could easily carry off small household pets and infants…

I once poked my finger at a strange bug I saw in amongst some flowers. It leisurely reached out with it’s proboscis and give my the single most painful sting in my memory. I’m pretty sure it was a wheel bug, and my finger was numb for the rest of the day.

This thread is making me itchy and paranoid.

I’ve only been stung by mosquitos and fire ants. Fire ant bites burn for awhile, and then develop that revolting pustule at the site. Like a venom zit. Gross.

I have a debilitating phobia about wasps and hornets (bees, not so much, because they are generally kinda slow-moving and not aggressive) that means I will run away screaming at the sight of one.

People say “Ignore them and they’ll ignore you” but I don’t have any faith in this peace-keeping mantra. I’ve jumped off a boat before to escape them. (A pontoon boat, granted, and I was already in my bathingsuit, but tell that to my astonished friends when I just leaped over the side screaming.)

I am 29 years old. I assume that before I die, unless I die pretty soon, I’m gonna end up getting stung by a wasp or a hornet.

It will be a dark day.

Ah, I do not miss mosquitos, horseflies and deerflies. And blackflies, good Lord, I don’t know how people can live in Maine in the summer.

They may exist here is southern CA, but they don’t come around places that I frequent.

I’ve chalked up one honey bee, one yellow jacket (completely unprovoked), and one paper wasp (that was the worst.) I’ve also gotten on the wrong side of a few fire ants.

MacTech how did you manage to get bitten by the spider?

I was trying to gain super powers :wink:

seriously though, I was walking through the high grass in our field, wasn’t paying attention to where I was going, and stumbled through her web, the bite was purely in self defense, I simply shook her off (harder than I thought, as orbweaver fangs articulate sideways, like pliers), she scuttled off, unhurt, and moments later, my arm was “vibrating” (muscle spasms from the spider’s neurotoxin)

I was about 14 years old, I still remember that bite to this day

I hold no ill will to Garden Spiders, and if I find any, I will actually feed them, swat a horsefly and toss it in the web

and sadly, I did not gain any superpowers, but the experience was memorable nonetheless

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