A part of American Democracy successfully exported to Iraq!

Unfortunately, it’s only our idiotic tendency to declare war on abstract concepts

Al-Zarquwi declares war on Democracy

At least they declare war on democracy and the people who practice it, so it’s a war against people rather than just a war against an abstract concept. (I’m not glad they declared war on us, just glad that their doing so somewhat preserves the definition of the word war).

The headline of my local paper was “Al-Zarquwi declares war on the Iraq vote” which is even worse. Declaring war on an event :rolleyes:

Why will no-one declare war on war?

(Cue thundering herd of SDMB rightists stampeding into the Pit, bellowing “George Bush was Right! They do hate our freedom!”, and “See, it is a war against Islam!”)

Anyway, kuos to Mr. al-Zarqawi, who appears to have pulled off the difficult trick of shooting himself in the foot while said foot is firmly planted in his mouth. If only that weren’t metaphorical.

Er, kudos, that is.

I don’t understand! I drank the Kool-Aid and listen to the lefties, and I gather that the noble insurgents are the Iraqi version of ‘Minutemen’, veritable freedom-fighters seeking to oust a hideous occupier so they can live in peace under a open and liberal goverment! :confused:

Or:

Heh. Told you so.

Good thing your team is in charge, otherwise things wouldn’t be going as well.

Someone should tell Al-Zarquwi that even in a democracy, if it is the will of the people, you can elect religious nutcases to power to inflict god’s will on the people. I’ve heard of this happening before.

Yeah, but dude, saying that you are declaring war on democracy is just waaay more bitching than saying “vote for me.”

Al Zarquwi sounds like a dude dedicated to becoming more bitching. :wink:

Does the story appear elsewhere than in the liink in the OP? I’m not exactly authorized to upgrade the browser here, and the ABC news site won’t show it to me otherwise.

Brutus

When did al-Zarqawi become every insurgent in Iraq?

Told who so?

um, aren’t we “fighting ignorance”?

No, I don’t think you have listened at all. Perhaps you can point to a thread where members of this board have expressed broad support; hell, any any instance at all where a single member of this board has expressed support for al-Zarqawi, who is the person under discussion here.

Told us what, exactly? Link, please.

:mad:

Quiet you. This is totally different.

I originally read it in San Diego’s Union Tribune, but I just slapped the first link I could google in the OP, so I don’t know where else it may appear.

This Al-Zarqawi guy. He a uniter, or a divider?

Good luck.

Brutus frothes at the mouth a lot.

And I do mean a lot.

All by shooting off his mouth.

Ah, Zarqawi and the noble freedom-loving insurgents are two seperate entities, may never the two meet!? Consider my ignorance fought! And here I was, laboring under the delusion that Zarqawi was a figure of some importance with the insurgents (who just want to be rid of their dread American oppressors!). Pffft.

OK, Brutus, I got about thirty seconds, tell me everything you know about the Iraqi insurgency.

Ahh

Ignored by brutus.

Surprise surprise.