I’ve been having fun sending these to people. The only problem is that he can’t say my name!
I hope this hasn’t been mentioned in another thread. I did a search on Snakes on a Plane but only found old ones.
This… is AWESOME!
I sent like ten out, some online, some on the phone… even though I have no intention of seeing the movie I think it’s hilarious… especially SLJ’s “I don’t give a damn because SNAKES-ON-A-PLANE is the best movie ever made!”
He can’t say… Phil? O_o
Pretty good. Lacks a good “Motherf*cker” here and there.
My name, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
I love it! I sent messages to a bunch of folks.
Unfortunately, the SOAP message that I sent to my husband got mixed up with someone else’s message. The link in his email led to a message that was supposed to go to somebody named Cathy who is in real estate and has a sports car. Those damned snakes. They have messed with the emails. Go get those scaly muthafuckas, SLJ.
I like the “Smoking Other” option.
I love this! He can say my name, and it’s hysterical. I’m sending this to everyone.
He can’t say my name, but he could say the names of all the people I sent it to!
Awesome!
That’s great! I think that single-handedly convinced me to see this movie. What’s that he says at the end – “this is the one movie this summer that’s gonna take a big, nasty bite outta your BUTT.” That cracks me up.
This is the greatest thing the internet has ever given me. It’s even greater than porn.
Woah, whoah, woah, that’s just crazy talk right there partner.
Crap! 12 minutes too late to send this to my wife tonight. I’ll have to do it in the morning…
Bless you Arien! This site is freakin’ hilarious. I have spent an hour sending these out.
Can’t say Cliff either - tried to send to husband.
Couldn’t say Susie or Benny either, but he could say Susan and Benjamin.
He kind of mumbled Kathy, but he said James loud and clear, even put an extra syllable on it.
He turned “Michelle” into “Michael”! That just won’t do!
We were trying to send it to my husband’s uncle, whose real name is Louis, but nobody ever calls him that and he’d probably think it was a telemarketer, but alas, it couldn’t say “Mole” or “Butch,” which are his nicknames, so we ended up putting in Louis…and it turned it into Luis! Wouldn’t accept “Lewis” either. We ended up going with Luis.
We sent that to so many people…my mom called me back right away and said, “what ON EARTH was that about?” Sadly, except for my mom and one of my friends, everybody else got it on their voicemail and the first part got cut off.
I can’t stop laughing! He can’t say Deb, or Debby, or Mom, or Mother, so I sent one to my daughter using my middle name, Jean. Then I decided to send it to more people and tried Debra…that he can say! Sorry, Lillith Fair, but I just had to send you one at work!