DRY, trying to call you or e-mail you and failing on both accounts…just took drugs so I will be asleep in an hour.
What do you want me to do, boss man?
Thanks for this, hon. I don’t know why the office phone didn’t ring through the first time.
As always, it was nice talking to you:
“your fair discourse hath been as sugar,
Making the hard way sweet and delectable.”
–Richard II, Act 2, Scene iii
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Plenty of things that I dare not list on this message board (we don’t want to corrupt Ad Noctum, for one)
“Such is the simplicity of man
to hearken after the flesh.”
–Love’s Labours Lost, Act 1, Scene i
DRY, if you kept her up till 4 I’m gonna have to gripe at you; we’re supposed to go shopping tomorrow and I don’t need to be carrying her sleeping form back home.
at this point, i am forced to wonder what the hll I am still doing awake myself…*
Ya know, she mentioned that.
And she said to tell you that she finally decided what to get the person she drew in the Secret Santa drawing.
[sub]For your sake, I really hope you aren’t as conservative as she makes you sound. No offense, but I can’t imagine you’d want to be anywhere near a sex shop! See her second post in this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48076
[/sub]
Oh, and she turned in at about 1:15 your time. Like a good girl.
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Can’t answer that one. I’d say “studying” because I know you guys have finals next week (good luck, by the way!) But if you’re making posts to the board, I’m kinda doubting that.
[sub][old man voice] When I was in college, we didn’t have the internet and the SDMB to waste time when we should be studying for finals. We had to play mumbly peg [/old man voice][/sub]
[sub]And who the hell are the ~50 voyeurs who are opening Medea’s Child’s private message to me?[/sub] :mad: 
DRY said:
Knowledge is power, ya know.
Ya never know where you might find blackmail material ya know wadda I mean? 
As always, talking to you is enjoyable, Dan…we have to figure aout a way to reverse the time difference though, I need to go to bed. I remember hanging up the phone, but not turning off the lights or getting back into bed.
I know I did though, because I also remember waking up to a (?) crank phone call (I didn’t wake very far up) and thinking I couldn’t hang up until he said I could. Eventually I hear a click and I thought that was good enough so I hung up on him. And pulled the phone off the wall. mmm…sleeeeeeeep.
Went shopping…was unable to find DRY’s favorite brand of butt plug, drat. grin
Did manage to whine myself into a new computer game (okay so Le Sang needs the Mac version of Age of Empires Gold Edition and I won out by default)
Now we are home, safe and sound, and we even got to see cute small children on the bus! bonus!
Everybody happy?
And Medea’s Child goes to play her game rather than preview.
sigh.
You know you’ve got a helluva life when you’re a guy in your 30’s and you’re wearing out a 19 year old girl.
[sub]Except:
- You’re wearing her out by boring her to death
- This is a cyber relationship, and not a real one
- Hi, Opal! (I wonder if she’s one of the ~130 perverted voyeurs reading this)[/sub]
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Medea’s Child, the only person I know who encourages crank phone calls. :rolleyes:
[sub]I mean, what is it with my two best friends here? One encourages crank calls, and the other poses for “waterbra cheesecake”. Don’t I have any “normal friends”?
Oh yeah, they all found me too weird and abandoned me…[/sub]
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You’re my favorite butt plug, sweetheart!
[sub]Did I really say that out loud? Damn Shakespeare for being of no help—couldn’t find a “butt plug related quote”![/sub]
We’re all just devoted Medea’s Child worshippers.
The Child’s Prayer:
Our foxy Lady, who art in Pittsburgh, hallowed be thy dorm. Thy curly hair come, thy Shakespeare be done in Flint as it is in Pennslyvania. Give us this day our daily post, and kiss us as we kiss thee in the mistletoe thread. Lead us not into the BBQ Pit, but deliver us from concrete. For thine art our hearts, souls, and fuzzy stuffed animals forever and ever. Amen.
DRY, is there anything wrong with adding some light into a crank phone caller’s sad, demented little life? (Its also free reign to abuse them as much as you want. You can eat, ICQ, ignore them, etc. and they just take it…or hang up. Getting them to hang up before you do means you win.)
mrblue! That is soooo cute! Yea!
A sign! A sign! Lo, the Child speakest to lowly poster!
Shall we sacrifice offerings to appease thy wrath, that our harvests be plentiful, our livestock be virile, and our threads livest long on the board?
Interesting attitude from a part time telemarketer!
Is this where all your talk of “butt plugs” derives?
This sounds quite a bit like how you treat me…
HEY!?!? :mad: :eek:
Dan, I’m going to go take my Latin final and then go back to bed. I have a miserable headache so staring at a comp screen to email you does not sound like fun. (Staring at a latin exam isn’t my idea of a good time either, but…)
I’ll try to call you later though.
Hmm… The Child did not answer me. What I am supposed to do with all these sacrificial lambs?
Pet them nicely, and don’t let them freeze outside. You stay warm too.
Now, the Child goes back to sleep.
<slinks in>
hey, I’m living in a hallowed dorm? sweet!
<wonders whether this conferrs upon himself some form of special status…>
Study! [sub] slacker students these days [/sub]
<grumble>
<looks back at book>
<grumbles some more>
hey, wait a minute… shouldn’t you be studying too?
Hmm… Does it make sense to say “Get a room”, or was that already implied.