SDBM's Mr Beauty, 2000! The 4 candidate are....

Democritus
Monster104
iampunha
DRY

They will all go on a parade.
Is it not usually 3 different clouths they have to where,
like costyme, shorts or… can’t remember.
Maybe someone else can tell us??

This time you can only vote on ONE.
So we can have a winner and
then a party afterwards.:slight_smile:

Yes, yes, lets see them now…:smiley:
Good luck guys.:slight_smile:

What about me? I thought I was on the list for sure?
You are just being prejudiced!
cough bigot! cough
Dont hate me because I’m Caucasion!

put me down for 7 iampunha votes.

I propose we boycott the Mr. beauty contest!
I feel that it degrades male dopers.
That is…unless you add me to the list…


Down with the Mr. beauty contest!

So I take it the other thread was just to nominate the final candidates, and this is the actual voting?

see my other thread. there is an official boycott now!

what does the title of this stand for? straight dope bessage moard? bwahaha!

Poor eyor, you have your change next year.
So, are you my enemi for ever now?

Monster104, I thought it would be fun to have one
winner.
But, maybe the outhers can’t take that.:wink:
To much jealosy…
We’ll se if some folks will vote.
Aoutherwise it’s you and Democritus that won.:slight_smile:

My vote is for Monster. And no I’m not being bribed or manipulated in any way shape or form to say that.

OK, i confess. He offered me chocolate, money, and sex. But I still do really think he is cute.

Tell ya what . . .

Had I the body and face of Brad Pitt, I would still think this a stupid idea. Here we are supposedly battling ignorance, yet still we can condone these “pretty boy” contest threads.

How would our great talent of female posters take to a “Female Beauty Contest” thread ? Its silly, pointless, and . . . . mundane. OH. OK. Nevermind.

Gotta love the internet, its where minds matter not shirtless pics of our bodies do. Well, at least not most of the time.

[sub]Iamshirtless[/sub]

Let Swiddles run the contest, I think there is a certain justice in that.

  • NM

okay. no hard feelings.
my vote is for iampunha, DRY, and Democritus.

Well, since I can’t vote for Milossarian, Bluepony, or aha here, I’ve gotta go with Demo.

De-MO! De-MO! De-MO! Woohoo!

DRY is my vote. He’s a Babe!!!

Monster, Monster, he’s my man!

(Full Disclosure: The above vote was purchased by Monster 104; he offered me See’s chocolate and paid off already. So I certify that he’s a man of his word.

Yes, I can be bought – for the right price. Well, maybe not bought, but rather . … persuaded.

Thanks, Monster.)

your humble TubaDiva
who wishes she lived in Chicago and could then vote twice and collect more chocolate.

PS The wonderful folks that sent me Godiva and Thornton’s, I’d do most anything for you. Need somebody killed or anything?

Sorry, Monster-

You are my main YOUNG man, but…

DRY is my main man.

What can I say?

DRY gets my vote.

Scotti

I’m voting for demo just because he’s cool.

I’M voting for Demo cuz he’s cool…and cute.

oooh. I vote Demo. Cause he’s my home boy, and the best host.

DRY all the way…

Beauty of the soul and intellect…

(Not that the rest of the candidates are too shabby either…)

Thank you, Nika! :slight_smile: (Note to self: make sure to reply to any thread Nika starts if at all possible. Attend any birthday or post party threads of hers religiously. Suck up shamelessly.)

Scotti, my dear, I guess I can keep the mash notes locked away, and not spam them out to the entire population of the message board. :wink: Just kiddin’, darling. A thank you to my most prolific correspondent (ahem, Grace, better get on the ball).

TroubleAgain: I knew that the prominent place on my sig would pay off! :smiley: (I got your e-mail, will respond tomorrow: It’s a pleasure corresponding with you, and I hope, in particular, that everything turns out well with your cats!)

I’d like to thank all of the above mentioned ladies sincerely, humbly, and gratefully, for their support, as I will do anyone who votes for me. I thank Anniz for putting together this contest, and eyor for calling off his boycott.

Look at my fellow candidates. I don’t even deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as these incredibly worthy people:

Monster104, despite his youth, obviously has the makings of a real heartbreaker on the SDMB. He’s on ssskuggiii’s and tiggergirl’s laminated lists (two lists that I never made). Wally acknowledged him. Hell, he’s on Lexicon’s list and Lexicon is a guy.

Iampunha, well, what can you say about someone who had women swooning over his shirtless pic and voting on which picture should go up on the people pages? He even got one of my biggest heartthrobs, Michi, to explain to him sexual practices over IM. (Michi barely acknowledges me on this message board.) Iampunha starts a thread with Montfort to pick and choose who to flirt with, and the women are flattered: hell, if I tried that, I’d probably be tarred and feathered and have a restraining order filed against me.

Democrites. Well, he already has the incredibly attractive Psycat90 as a wife, and two beautiful children. Why does he need this title? How superfluous would it be? He’d no doubt put this title not on his mantlepiece, but somewhere in his garage or basement, along with other kudos long since forgotten and appreciated.

On the other hand, this title, if it should be bestowed on me, would honor me greatly. I’m still reeling from horrible showings on previous polls: IMHO male slut, IMHO prom king. (Think Mondale, Goldwater and Dukakis.)

It’s true that I don’t have a picture up. But that’s because my self confidence was scarred horribly in a very tragic accident. I’d love to tell you that I’m really good looking and am just terribly shy, but unfortunately, the attendees at the recent LA doperfest know better (BTW, none of them have voted for me. What does that tell you?)

I may not be a looker, but remember:

“A good leg will fall; a straight back will stoop; a
black beard will turn white; a curled pate will grow
bald; a fair face will wither; a full eye will wax
hollow: but a good heart…is the sun and the
moon; or, rather, the sun, and not the moon; for it
shines bright and never changes, but keeps his
course truly.”
–King Henry V, Act 5, Scene ii

No one would appreciate votes for this title more than me. I even tried to take suck up lessons from Aha: he laughed and said I was too pathetic, even for him. I won’t even tell you what Cecil (through Ed Zotti–he wouldn’t respond to me directly) said when I asked him for help, or for his vote.

So please, vote for me. Read my lips: No new taxes. I didn’t inhale, I cannot tell a lie, and my intern wouldn’t even have sex with me.

Show this message board, that this is still a government for the people, by the people. Nothing as long as you live, will ever be more important.

Hey, how the hell did that Oliver Stone quote get in here? (Then again, that would be the only explanation for my receiving one vote, to say nothing of the seven I originally got. It must be an Oliver Stone conspiracy.)

[sub]Can I quit sucking up now?[/sub]