Jeesh Soulsling, you were rock climbing and I was hiking a lovely trail near Causey Dam. Think there is a connection here? I even have a sunburned nose and scratched legs to show for my effort.
BTW - My annual grab a friend and hit the trails summer weekends just kicked off today if anyone wants to join.
Uhhhh. . . .
Anyway, back to business. . . .
My new rules for this contest.
(1) “Kisses” only offered if I begin to lose ground in the voting process. Yes, I cheat and don’t play fair when it comes to playing with testosterone.
(2) “Kisses” only offered to those who initially vote for me. No voting for someone else then running your scrawny little white asses back to me when you get horny. Nope. You snooze, you lose.
(3) Persuade your sock puppets to vote for me and I will include my special prostrate tickle technique. Nuff said. It’s a show, not tell thing.
(4) In the case of a tie, the winning vote will receive a special email describing what I can do with these:
http://hometown.aol.com/kitten8808/sites.html
And probably the most important of all. . .
(5) If I lose, I will post a picture of me the first thing in the morning. You won’t want to be eating lunch when you open it. It ain’t pretty.
Oh, and about the old thing. I am 38. Trust me on this one - 38 years of experience, aerobic class induced endurance, vivid and unbridled imagination, and the fact that I am can put both feet behind my head (and yours too) while singing the National Anthem, will have you youngsters gasping for breath and screaming for mama.
Bring it on!