I guess it’s time for the most entertaining event of the year 2001!!!
We are here to choose Miss Sexiest Doperchick 2001.
This year’s nominees are (in alpabetical order of appearance):
Arden Ranger
Carina 42
jarbabyj
SexyWriter
Soda
Sue Duhnym
Tatertot
Tequila Mockingbird
The Mermaid
True Pisces
Nominating other names will of course be acceptable - and I hereby apologize for my semi-arbitrary choice of 10 nominees-, also the candidates are welcome to speak for themselves - or each other for that matter -, and I am appointing myself responsible for counting the votes and announcing the winner once all votes - IMHO(!) - are collected.
There is no designated jury, every doper’s vote is equal, and each doper can cast one vote per contestant. (i.e. voting for more than one candidate is O.K. - as long as it is just once.)
By the way, it’s also expected of some of the Forthcoming Members of the Doper Society to be the SPONSORS to the event - just offer prizes to the winners!!
The prizes will have to be unconditional, and you will be held responsible for fulfilling them by the winners themselves!
I believe we can assume we represent a much higher than average level of intellect&intelligence here on the boards, so any doper’s subjective belief that a nominee is sexy should be good enough to be acceptable.
**Arden Ranger
Carina 42
jarbabyj
SexyWriter
Soda
Sue Duhnym
Tatertot
Tequila Mockingbird
The Mermaid
True Pisces **
Hmmmm… I gotta go with, uh… um… Hmmmmmmmmm… I love ALL of them!
OK, I’m taking the chicken way out and go with Astrofiancee! OK, OK, she doesn’t post here, but she DOES on occasion read here… inevitably leading to a phone call: Ring Ring! Me: Yoboseyo? (Korean for “Yo!”) Astrofiancee: What does it mean, “felcher”? Me: :eek:Huh? Astrofiancee: One of the “Stray Dorkers” called another one a “goat-felcher”… what’s it mean? Me: uh… nothing… just an insult… Astrofiancee: Don’t lie me! Touch your nose! [sup](OK, it’s stupid, but we have sworn an oath that when we touch our noses, lying is against the rules… Necessary when involved in as weird a relationship as we have! When you have to wade through the cultural differences, language problems, sheer bloody-mindedness, etc. of two highly unusual people from two VERY different countries, you NEED some mechanism for going, ‘OK: you’re kidding, right?’)[/sup] Me: Damn! (touches nose and explains in graphic detail) Astrofiancee: (loooong pause) Really? Me: You asked! Astrofiancee: EEEEEEEWWWWW! This is what you Americans DO?? Me: Sometimes we get booooored… Astrofiancee: WHAT?? Touch your nose!
So there ya have it! Despite the competition, I have to go with Astrofiancee for putting up with me! I love ya baby!
I am torn between pretending I am too cool to care and shamelessly sucking up for votes.
Ooooh, what to do??
(and Astroboy your fiancee would have told me to vote for me! Us kimchee eaters stick together, ya know. BTW. TaterMommy and Bubba might be moving to Seoul this summer!)
And just when I was saying last night that I’m not really known on the board yet…
Thank you, Watermelon Man, just for the honor of nominating me in the company of such lovely, sexy ladies. I don’t expect to even place, but the nomination itself is more than enough to have me blushing and smiling for days.
I want to put my 2 cents in for Soda, who just blows me away in post after post, and for Tequila who is just way* too much fun to be in a flirt thread with! I think they deserve lots and lots of votes!
Whaaaat!! You know, you’re feeding my ego so that I might have to buy it an apartment of its own. It’s a good thing I already am a card carrying member of Narcissist Anonymous. (Wait a minute… Isn’t that a contradiction in terms?)
Anyhooo, my vote goes to… ehh… Hell, voting should be anonymous shouldn’t it? [sup][sub]In that case, and if you promise no one will notice, I vote for me![/sup][/sub] What? I said that out loud? Oh, in that case, it’s a tie between taterbabe, who’s the sweetest person on two legs and Medea’s Child. She’s just so happy, I’ll look for her posts whenever I’m feeling down. Oh wait, I need to add serendipity to the list too. She’s just a darling, who always finds time for others, no matter what’s happening in her life.
Can I take offense to this if I like Kimchi too? Hmmm… Nah!
You and Bubba might move to Seoul? EXCELLENT!! If you do, Astrofiancee and I will treat you to dinner and soju (sorry, it’s nasty, but a requirement in Seoul!), and maybe we’ll finally find out what “shimyonseki” means!
FWIW, you were tops on my list (no offense to the other ladies, but Tater and I have been shamelessly flirting for months! Tater knows where the good stuff is!! [sup] OK, OK… I can dream, can’t I?[/sup]) until I realized that you-know-who might possibly read this… so I chickened out!
…just thinking about this contest has blood pounding to predictable destinations and the lack of bloodflow to my brain makes rendering an intelligient decision impossible. Everyone mentioned is a deserving “winner,” but I would be remiss if I didn’t take the time to mention:
Ayesha-who not only has me wrapped around her little finger, but has a six month lease with an option to buy. AudreyK-stunning combination of cute and sexy. Silver Fire-nobody wiggles into and out of pants better, setting fire to the imagination. hypergirl-her naked dancing is so provocative, it has gotten her banned in four states and thirteen major cities. Diane-still the sexiest and rockinest…
Hey, I want to nominate Hamadryad for the “Sexiest Whipping Post.” She has done an amazing service of giving numerous people the chance to vent their hostilitites. For that I am both grateful and in awe.
I don’t know if you all should take that whole “whipping” thing literally…you’ll have to check with her on that.
Hmm…looks like we have some interest in voting for the sweet’n sexy ladies, and nominating more of them…but we have no sponsorship offers, yet.
I make the first one:
I will host the winner, the first runner up and the second runner up in Istanbul whenever is available and suitable for them!
They pay for the round trip, and they can crash at our place!
As for their SO’s they are welcome too. I will decide to co-host you with my wife or not according to their presence - or not!!
Ok guys, what else do they get!
Who provides the swimsuits for the semi nekkid part?
Who designs the dresses?
Well, just call me Mr. Indecisive 2001, because there’s no way I could only vote for one Doper. So I’m taking the easy way out. I’d like to vote for:
Soda the super sexy Swede (ah, sweet alliteration). Medea’s Child; kind, sweet, cute, and sexy. AudreyK the sexy cutie jet-setter (travelling this morning, I believe). Silver Fire; so…(dramatic pause)…ssssexy.
I love ALL of them!
BTW. TaterMommy and Bubba might be moving to Seoul this summer!)
