In the spirit of the Academy Awards and that TV Guide thingy, I am asking you, the average Doper on the street, who’s the best, the worst, the (second) smartest, the rock-dumbest, the youngest, or the oldest Doper on the block.
With better than 13,000 registered members we’s gots alots o’ tallent here. It’s now up to you to catagorize and quantify your SDMB experience. All you Dopers in the comfy, roomy part of the Bell Curve look to your right and your left and just tell me what you see. Who is out there? Who is really out there?
Who is the weasel-craziest Anarchist hell-bent on corrupting the MB?
Who gets named most in other peoples threads? (Mebbe… Opal?)
Who has the most gratuitous use of “Belgium” outside of the BBQ Pit?
Suck up to your friends. Dump on you arch-nemisis. Make up your own catagories.* Just if you’ve read this far, play along and post something. Old hands and newbies all count alike, so don’t be intimidated.
As an extra added bonus to posting you get to join the illustrious ranks of such famous Dopers as…
The Mighty Tiki God
and first and foremost
by simply posting on MY thread.
Of course, that distinction and this gets you a cookie.
*except, like, prettiest or best rack.('Cause the first is purely subjective and not everyone is qualified to judge the antlers on a trophy buck for the second) This is not the Pit so play nice. Like in Chicago, vote early and vote often. No points off for spelling. Don’t run with scissors. It’s only funny till some one starts to cry.