I would like to nominate Duck Duck Goose for Best Use of a Search Engine for her AWESOME research skills!
So, you folks have anyone you’d like to nominate for something?
Yes, I know this has been done before, but I figured it was time to revisit.
Okay… I think I have to vote for Osip and Ad Noctum as real charmers. 
I nominate purplebear and Scotticher as nicest Dopers.
Also, DRY gets my vote for best use of Shakespeare quotations.
Hmmmmmmmmmm…interesting screw-up there. Ah, well. I then nominate myself for worst vB user.
Can I be nominated for worst spelling/grammar?
puhleaz!!!
dodgy
I hereby nominate ** BornDodgy, Sue Duhnym, and Medea’s Child ** as Board Cutie-Pies and/or Board breathtakingly beautiful females 
How about peace as Poster Most Resembling an Alcohol-Saturated Christmas Fruitcake?
I’m also going to say that Ad Noctum has to be The Poster With the Biggest Stable of Women Waiting for Him to Turn 18
Yeah, I can’t think of anyone worse, but it’s kind of unfair, what with English not being your first language and all. For the worst native anglophone orthographer, I’ll nominate spooje, who clearly cannot spell.
Also:
tomndebb for most consistently informative posts;
Scylla for best political analysis;
and maybe Akatsukami for Doper we’d most like to hear from more often.
Can I nominate myself?
Poster most likely to suggest Napalm as an answer to a “How do I…”-type question.
Sue, I humbly and honorably accept this nomination, thanks babe 
I’d also like to nominate Gunslinger as the Poster most likely to suggest Napalm as an answer to a “How do I…”-type question.
I nominate myself for Poster Most Likely To Nominate Himself.
Sue, I’d like to nominate you for best sigs.
(Is it me, or does that just sound dirty?)
Yeah, totally self serving. I must be reading too many Jack Batty threads.
I third the nominations for Gunny and Adam. I would also like to nominate Zoggy as Poster With Most Unusual Relationship With Stuffed Animals.
I nominate myself for most pathetic and self serving bump.
Best researched answers: Collounsbury. I’m going to be just like him as soon as I travel the world, read technical manuals on biology, physics and history and develop a few trillion more brain cells.
I’ve mentioned this before, and it’s still true. Ukulele Ike is the king of one-liners.
SaxFace has my vote for favorite Latvian poster all sewn up.
I nominate Cervaise for The Most Entertaining Pit Rant.
I nominate TwistofFate as best cyberbitch!
I nominate Magical Silver Key as strangest poster who has suddenly disappeared.
Best name change - BratMan007 now known as Crunchy Frog.
Most obsessed one trick pony (no, not Esprix) - Jack Dean Tyler