I gotta nominate Enderw23 for the SDMB Comedy King. His posts are some of the most hilarious!
I’ll happily second that one!
I’m going to add Reservoir Dog as Most Wanted on a Deserted Island
EvilBeth - Best E-mail.
I’m hoping Scotticher might have a different nominee.
I’ve gotta nominate Homer for Most Humorous post
EnderW3 may be consistently humorous, and I’ll second his nomination-
but who forget THIS post? -
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38764
I nominate Coldy Clogs as the most joked about moderator.
I also nominate Cecil Adams as the most sought-after yet most elusive poster (Of course).
Well, hey, thanks, Sue, but I was actually hoping to win the “Most Likely to Cite the Weekly World News” award. Oh, well, better luck next year, I guess.
I’d like to nominate the peerless Polycarp as Possibly the Politest Poster.
Also Tracer as “Least Likely to Explode During Rough Handling”.
Manhattan for the “Waco Kid Award for Quickest Draw in the West”, a lovely 14K gold Colt .45 tie-tack.
Tiggeril for “Best Waves”.
Four nominees for “Posters Keeping Much Too Low a Profile”: Coosa, AntiPro, SoMoMom, and AuntiePam. Speak up, ladies!
And finally, “Most Improved”: Monster104. WTG! 
Huh, NOT likely after you nominated evilbeth for best email. Oh, wait a minute…I guess I have never SENT you an email, so I guess that is okay.
Euty for best companion on said deserted island.
Better, Euty? 
Scotti
Thank you, Jester. You are, as always, a sweetheart.
Scotti
I would like to Nominate *** WEIRDDAVE *** as resident person to turn to for advice, life lessons, pyrotechnics help, and overall good friend. Thanks for being there whenever I need a shoulder to cry on, or a friend to celebrate with. You, sir, are a great man; and a great asset to everyone that gets to know you. Thank you.
Anyone gonna nominate me for “Most Changed Poster of 2000.”
Keep flattering me like that, Euty and you just might get another one!
However, keep doing this,
and you might not! I’m mighty jealous!
Hey, evilbeth…wanna have lunch?
Nominating Silo for “best reformed former troll”.
ssskuggiii for being best flirt.
and, of course, myself for (duh) best naked male chest.
Awwww, thanks a bunch Adam, really. But anytime man, happy to be here. You’re not so bad at it yourself, y’know.
for Most Articulate. Although there is certainly plenty of competition for this one. So I’ll amend it: for Most Articulate Without Being Verbose, Rude, or Obscure.
And perhaps myself for being Most Likely To Piss the Largest Number of People Off Without Being a Troll.
stoid
Ah well thank you my dear. Yet, I would have to say on a non-baised opinion DRY would have Ad Noctum and I whiped hands down.
hurm… now if I can find a female version of DRY I would not sulk so much over that fact.
Osip
Zenster as Greatest Dane, Most Food Obsessed or Most Self-Serving Sig?
Sweet Sue for Poster with the Least-Understood Schtik
Most hilarious take on daily life: Scylla and Shirley Ujest
prize: an engraved “Fighting Ignorance” toilet plunger
Friendliest, warmest hearts: Purplebear, elelle, Scotti, Spider Woman
prize: a double batch of chocolate chip cookies
Main Foodie: Zenster and Chef Troy
prize: whatever “won” in the most useless kitchen gadget thread
Hidden talents under bushels dazzling eloquence award: Cervaise
prize: the usual adoration; free drinks at any Dopefest; hell, maybe a mug!
Most fun to hang with: the list ran to just about everybody, and I screwed up the bolding anyway.
prize: the stuffed moose schlong from Guy Stuff is dated; maybe a Poofy inflatable latex offical SD love-animal surrogate?
Veb
Best Comeback Tour: Silo! 
And it’s definitely Stoidela for The Bette Davis “Jezebel” Award for Most Infuriating but Fascinating Poster.