Can i have most valuable name in Scrabble? Pleeeeease? 
I think i might also be in the running for most likely to get smooched by Silver Fire, but that’s a tough one.
I nominate Odieman for the award of Best Accent 
Robin
You’re trying to trick me, aren’t you?
Gotta nominate Sue Duhnym as the poster with the most reformed nose.
I hereby nominate Ad Noctum as Chief Butt-kisser and Brown-Noser Extraordinaire. 
Awwwwww, thanks. The only gift I have I don’t try to use. And sweetie, I’m not gonna second your nomination unless I can manually inspect that bare chest of yours.
And evilbeth, for sure, as Most Knowledgable About Oral Sex. That’s an award that’s sure to impress either sitting on the mantel or hanging over the workstation. Again,
Oh, sheesh, evilbeth
I concede.
Scotti the defeated
But hon, I would STILL like to have lunch.
Can’t have enough lunch buddies, can one?
Scotti (who likes to eat lunch with friends)
I would hereby like to nominate Polycarp and tomndebb as Posters Who Always Send A Very Exciting Tingle Up My Spine When I See Them Posting In MPSIMS.
Heeeyy! Wait a minute…what about, oh, you know, that other guy. Oh, sheesh, the name escapes me…YOU know, ex-rocker, screen name sounds like involuntary nasal discharge…
Quohog…no, wait…HeeHaw…no, that isn’t it…
:::ahhh…ahhh…ahhh…:::
CHOO!
Sorry, have a cold.
Snuffling,
Veb
I’ll second both of those.
Also, for Poster Most Sorely Needed Back: Single Dad (tied with Libertarian)
Best Name Change/Reappearance: Duck Duck Goose
Cleverest Use of Song Parody in a Political Rant: Kimstu
Smartest Answers to Stupid Questions: tomndebb
Best New Arachnoid: Spider Woman
TVeb: Hoohah, right?
Geshundheit.
The nominations are in!
Lexicon for Best Flamer. Cervaise was excellent in his Pit debut, but Lexicon consistently burns up some serious ass. Hell, I re-read some threads where he flamed me and was impressed!
iampunha for #1 Male Flirt/Boy Toy. Self-explanatory.
Scotticher for * Best Substitute Mom*. She makes me miss my mom something fierce, what with all the hugs, the smilies, and the well-wishes.
Ukelele Ike for All Around Wittiest. I jump at the chance to read his posts.
Shayna for Hardest Working, Most Appreciated for the People Pages. Remember when all we had was four pages of the “Men of Straight Dope”? We’ve come a loooong way.
I don’t know what you all would nominate me for, so I’ll keep quiet on that. 
Oh yeah, we’ll see what Esprix has to say about THAT!
I’d like to nominate struuter for being one who Rocks, looks great virtually nekked and is an all around fun gal.
idiotboy for best use of a coffehouse in a name.
Spider Woman for best Christmas-spider tree!
I’d also like to point out that there only seems to be one seasonal attitude/weather phenominon member around these here parts…[sub]if you are interested in that sort of thing.[/sub]
I’d like to nominate
Silo for best recovery from brain-eating bacteria.
jjjfishe for hottest hottie.
Flypsyde for best flames. Cervaise kicked ass, and Neuro-Trash Grrl was awesome, and I like think I could fire it up from time to time, but we can but sit at the feet of the master and hope to learn…
Alphagene for most hilarious shit I have ever read with the considerable exception of Wally. Speaking of (which? whom? whatever…) Wally:
Wally for the lifetime achievement award.
Falcon for best sport. Just kidding. Seriously I would like to nominate her for most versatile.
Byzantine for most tenacious.
Mr. Cynical for least cynical. It’s not quite ironic, is it?
Nacho4Sara for the poster it is impossible to stay mad at.
GaWd for the poster we would like to see more of around here.
Swimming Riddles for Miss Congeniality, and Doper Most Likely to Canonize Everyone.
Coldfire for Mister Congeniality
iampunha for doper the dope babes would most like to get down with.
Shayna and co-nominee Opalcat for most dedicated to making the dope a better place through the use of java and HTML.
Esprix for gayest most gay damn gay guy in the whole goddamn Gayniverse. I mean, this guy is GAY. Through and through, balls to bones, no doubt about it. I talked to his boyfriend the other day, and he said Esprix has a barcode on the small of his back that, when scanned, will read “100%, Unadulterated, Pure-D, Certified Gay”. I think he should just win this by acclamation, as there really is no competition at all.
And that’s not all! I just have to think about it some. Oh, and just in case it’s not apparent, I mean no offense by the above nominations, for any that may be taken that way.
Well, I accept!
Scotticher, yep, we can have lunch!
–evilbeth, who also likes having lunch with friends!
Mr. C, don’t make me lay the smack down on you…