And I’ll nominate Lexicon for poster I’d most likely lay the smack down on. 
Re : EvilBeth and Scotticher :
I just love it when women fight over me.
I even like it better when they do it in Jello (hint, hint…)
Oh, dear. Ahem I, I… Oh, my. BLUSH Well, I did promise I would do this, as is with no deletions. But, that doesn’t mean I agree with all of it, ok?
First, let me thank Jester and Veb for their generous nominations. I am only trying to walk the walk, as I believe He would do.
Per his request:
" Mr Bear respectfully and humbly would like to make the following nominations:
I would like to nominate Maidenunicorn and Techchick for Best Shoulders award, thank you.
I would like to nominate everyone who has offered Purplebear support for best supporting characters(not exactly the right word I’m looking for here).
Finally, but by no means last, I would like to nominate Purplebear for being the most lovable, forgiving, sweetest, kindest,( I could go on and on but won’t) person on the boards and for that matter the world. Thank you"
You humble me, my love. <insert crying smilie> <too choked up for more words> <reaching across the miles to hug you close>
Most consistantly depressing poster.
I would like to step forward and make my attention-craving whoredom known to all by nominating myself for something, but I don’t know just what yet.
Thanks porcupine for your nomination, but after 8 months, I hope I’m remembered as more than the guy who had the stupid name but changed it and now has a cool name, but it’s really only cool if you’re familiar with Monty Python and evilbeth had wished he’d changed it to Chicken of Bristol anyway, so she doesn’t think it’s that cool and. . .
::a net drops over CF and drags him off while he’s still talking::
Anthracite for Most Consistently Compassionate Poster
also, Best Dark Queen and Maximum Procounsel
I’ll second these nominations…
And I’ll add these nominations…
Polycarp - best debater
David B - most likely to stop pseudoscience in its tracks
Coldfire - best at saying the most with the fewest words
Anthracite - engineering goddess
CompactMilkCD (or whatever his name was) - wildest troll/sockpuppet
The Bad Astronomer - member we’d most like to see more of around here
Aw, hell, I’ll nominate Crunchy Frog for Kindest to Newbies.
Who loves you, Froggy?
I would like to nominate myself for Least Likely To Be Nominated In Any Category
I would also like to nominate myself for Least Likely To Have A Thread Started About Herself From Her Adoring Fans
Ah hell, maybe I should also nominate myself for “Most Cynical Poster”
Can I be the most consistent Bear_Nenno!!! er?
On manually inspecting . . . you want to come up and do so, be my guest.
Well, I hereby nominate myself [with a nonchalant flip of my newly bobbed hair] as the obviously unappreciated poster most likely to find a better way of wasting her time from now on . . .
I’d like to nominate myself for The Best Kept Secret on the SDMB.
I’m Witty
I’m Sexy
I’m built like the proverbial brick building AND
I have very low self esteem.(love me)
In short the perfect prom date. When will everyone finally realize the fabulousness that is me?
“iampunha for #1 Male Flirt/Boy Toy. Self-explanatory.”
“iampunha for doper the dope babes would most like to get down with.”
Ah . . . you love me. You really love me.
“I don’t know what you all would nominate me for, so I’ll keep quiet on that.”
Doper who gives the most Xmas presents I have ever seen anyone give!
Also Nocturne for biggest overall surprise (but that’s someting nobody but us know about).
[suspiciously]
You’re not the Perfect Prom Date unless you have your own car.
Do you?
Nacho4Sara for Best Poster Named After Junk Food.
My thanks to TVeblen and Nacho4Sara for their kind words.
You couldn’t have said anything that would have made me happier.
Scotti
I nominate Spiritus Mundi for fastest use of Google and shameless stealing of answers in a Bricker challenge (is this even close to a damn sentence?)
…the bastard.
Since I can’t decide between Jodi and Gaudere for best female debators…may I suggest a steel cage fight to the finish?
Woo! Does that mean I get to design, analyze, inspect, and create goddesses here on the SDMB?
(Turns her eyes over the ladies of the Board…)
Upham for New Poster Most Likely to be Very, Very Cool