In lieu of taking last place in the Ms. Congeniality catagory in the SDMB Mock Elections. ( There’s no bitterness, really. 
) I would like all the LOOOOOOOSERs out there (ok, anyone can play) to come up with their own catagory inwhich they are uniquely qualified (IE, a shoe in to win)
Ahem, that said.
Shirley Ujest:
Most Likely To Breast Feed While Posting. (Runner up goes to Cristi)
I have never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain
Best Religious Posts (Actually, I’d probably lose out to Polycarp, Tris, and maybe even Gaudere, whose lack of belief doesn’t hinder her from giving great posts on religious threads.)
Most Skeptical Christian Poster
Best Posts on Mathematical Topics
Second Place (tie), Most Valuable Poster (GD)
Second Place, Best Scientific/Expert Explanations (GD)
Not that it’s gone to my head or anything.
As occasionally stated in my sig-line:
Favorite Small Appliance of the SDMB.
I think I might just get a vote or two. But I doubt I’d win, anyway. (Boo Hoo) 
Chrome Toaster
Favorite Poster with a Handle Taken from a Captain Beefheart Album. 
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TMR
Favorite Poster.
Hah! I checked, and Opal left this category out!
Dibs!
Uke
Poster You’re Most Apathetic About™
Poster most likely to post directly beneath mojo in a thread about fictitious awards.
Voted Rookie of the Year in MPSIMs and the Pit, along with Best One-liners.
And I don’t plan on keeping this as my sig for long, just until the winning buzz wears off.
Poster Least Likely to Be Remembered
with ol’ what’zisname as runner-up.
…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!
Poster most likely to kill a thread.
Keith
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
I guess my category would be Best Limericist (according to PCW, anyway!).
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Hey! Don’t I at least get an honorable mention or something?
Prairie Rose
If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.
I’ll be the poster most likely to be forcibly drown before his 500th post.
It has kind of a ring to it, don’t you think?
A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head.
I’ll be the poster most likely to be forcibly drown before his 500th post.
Or perhaps the {b}poster to most likely misuse UBB<\B>…
It has kind of a |i|ring[\i] to it, don’t you think?
A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head.
Or perhaps the “poster to most embarrass himself with double postings of an inane nature”
–sorry.
A computer without a Microsoft operating system is like a dog without bricks tied to its head.
Favorite Poster Whose Handle is from a Marx Brothers Movie.
I could broaden that to:
Favorite Poster Whose Handle is from a B&W Movie
except that then I’d have to duke it out with CK Dexter Haven, and I think he might just have the edge.
Second Place (tie), Most Valuable Poster (GD)
Second Place, Best Scientific/Expert Explanations (GD)
Not that it’s gone to my head or anything.
Most Likely To Win An Award For No Particular Reason.
that, or
Most Likely To Smear Self With Ketchup, Eggshells, And Candy Wrappers While Reciting The Ingredients Of A Mars Bar And Randomly Throwing Handfuls Of Feathers At A Blindfolded Volunteer From The Audience.
(well, I’ve got to live up to my name sometimes, right?)
** Most Likely to Post While Wearing Suede, Spandex and Fishnet Stalkings**
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Poster with the most Ferrero Rocher stickers on her monitor.
Poster most likely to run a webring of webcams.
Poster most likely to start a huge voting effort.
Poster most likely to post while eating Tums.
Poster with highest height-to-shoe-size ratio.
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“Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Poster Most Likely to be called, “WHO”???
“The more hours people use the Internet, the less time they spend with real human beings.” Norman Nie, a Stanford political scientist on results of his study of the Internet’s impact on society.
I’m the Poster Who Spends the Most Time Composing Erudite Posts That Get Ignored, but luckily I’m not bitter.