I’m with you. These people are vicious.
Least Shy Vegetarian
Vegetarian Poster with the biggest homepage
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“Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Poster least likely to get a vote . . . for anything.
(And damnit, I AM bitter. Oh well.)
“And we are the sum of these parts : broken promises and hearts.”
Redheaded poster most likely to be overlooked.
This award is mine
Catrandom
Thanks, Opal! 
{cooking bacon within noseshot of OpalCat}
Oh me, oh my, who is going to eat all this bacon…?
Poster Who Is Probably Better Off As A Lurker As All Of Their Posts Could Be Deleted Tomorrow Without Anyone Noticing.
Guess who?
– Sylence
If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
- Tokugawa Ieyasu
Poster most likely to be thought of as a cereal killer.
cringing even as I write this
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.
Poster most likely to keep the cloaking device engaged while reading the board.
+++ Divide by cucumber error. Reinstall universe and reboot. +++
Poster most likely to have her username misspelled.
Poster most likely to describe herself in the third person.
Thread-killa extraordinaire.
Poster with most unusual dye job.
Poster whose photo profile is most likely to frighten small children.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Poster most likely to bathe Jophiel.
Less… uhh… anyone else wants it 
“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
I do! I do!
And I’d have to say I’d nominate myself for Biggest Bookworm…I’m hardly ever without a book in my hands.
I rode Omni in Springfield, IL
1.Best poster who dosen’t have a computer. (maybe, the only!)
2.Best poster using his/her real name (maybe, the only!)
3.Poster who does not look down upon WebTv users (maybe, the only!)
4.Best poster with Periphial Neuropathy (maybe, the only!)
Zymurgist
Poster Most Likely to Start a Thread Where She Can’t Read Half the Responses.
Poster to mention ChiefScott the most…He’s headed into the Mediterranean as we speak. He’s doing very well, very busy, and looking forward to getting back on the Straight Dope.
Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS)
Most Perplexing
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Sorry, couldn’t win a thing in the breastfeeding category. Not doing it. I’m a horrible mother.
I could, however win for Poster most likely to be bottle-feeding while posting, or poster most likely to be watching The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland while posting.
Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.
Most Patient Poster. (GD forum)
I’ll just wait here while you add that category…
C’mon, what’s taking so long???
Chaim Mattis Keller
ckeller@kozmo.com
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
Geeze, Qwisp! You scared me with that!
Don’t do it anymore, OK?
Catrandom
Most likely to be ignored.
Hello! I said most likely to. . .
Is anyone out there?
Oh no, now this thread is dead.
Teacher, my red crayon tastes funny – Ralph Wiggum