::::waving hand frantically in air::::
MMMMMMMmmmmmm. Bacon!
I dunno. I think I’m gonna have to call a tie on this one - everyone yells at me for “hiding” all the time…
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
Add my category already, darn it! Geez, like I’ve got all the time in the world… 
Chaim Mattis Keller
Best Swiss Poster.
Official winner of Bricker Challenge #5.
First Place Trophy in Shayna, chocolate and Grace’s Rock & Roll Jeopardy.
Voted Most Valuable Poster in “Comments on Cecil’s Columns” forum.
are you sure?
I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi
How about one of these:
Poster most likely to tell a long, involved story in order to get to her point.
-OR-
Poster most likely to use parentheses (sp?)
(or is that not the kind of category we’re going for?)
I think I’d give you a run for your money on that one.
I’d also take Poster most likely to post incredibly long lists on survey threads.
Heheheheheh Ever read 42 books in one week, Kat? I did it regularly when I was younger, and I still read a fair amount
I rode Omni in Springfield, IL
Longest reply that doesn’t help answer the question: Babar!
Poster most well ENDOWED.
Poster You’d Most Like to Come Cook for You.
C’mon, admit it.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
I guess I would be Most “comma-happy” and “quotation mark-happy” poster.
Seriously, check out some of my posts. I can’t NOT use commas and quotes. There’s always at least one of each.
Mt. Dew habit kicked since 2/21/00!
Try 70-105 a week every summer. Would check 10-15 books out a day, read 'em, return 'em the next day and repeat.
Poster with most original category
Oldest poster in age group.
Poster Most Likely to be Irresponsibly Avoiding Homework by Posting.
What can I say, it’s a gift.
SanibelMan - My Homepage
“All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.”
So, Arnie, how are things over in Sweden, hmm? 
Most likely to have my ass and the chair become one.
I’m trying to get out of the habit, but ever since I learned the UBB codes, I could win MOST LIKELY TO HAVE ITALICS, THEN BOLDING (IN THAT ORDER) IN EVERY FREAKIN’ POST.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
TaleraRis asked,
Do porno mags count as books?
“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”