Since we’re getting properly politically incorrect with the sexiest Doper wimmins thread, with the resulting protests, it’s only fair we objectify the guys for a while. Since I know that I’m not a candidate AND wouldn’t know a good looking guy if he bit me on the ass (stop that, SqrlCub!) I will throw the floor open for nominations.
First an foremost is Turbo Dog. ow quit poking me. Now with that out of the way, him happy, and out of the computer room, I have a list!
CruncyFrog… first person that made me feel welcome here, and he’s local, so I’m hoping for a lunch date soon since I fucked up the last one with him and Nymysis.
Scylla… It was his damn Nazi Groundhog thread that brought me into the boards in the first place!
Lindyhopper… as a newbie newer than me, has made me laugh a lot.
Mercutio… Damn… I already own his ass but I gotta wait a few years to touch it.
A Cross between between Esprix and Matt_MCL. I know they are gay but they are both way too cute.
The rest of the men here deserve to be nominated, but I’m limiting myself four and a half/half. I could list dozens, including Tristan, UncleBill, Beelzebub, Dantheman, just to name a few. Actually I can’t think of anyone that I wouldn’t put into the list, except a certain bunny guy. I like intelligent people. Make me think, and I’m yours. Damn I’m easy! But that’s why I came here in the first place! I crave stimulation. Mental that is… okay, physical too… anyway. I just hope Turbo doesn’t see this. I’ll have some explaining to do:)
Damn. I have a list.
dantheman, Dire Wolf, Crunchy Frog, ChiefScott, Euty, manhattan …[sub]damn, I mean… damn[/sub]
Um…where was I? Oh, yeah…
Scylla, Vestal Blue, UncleBill, Coldfire, Fenris and last but not least, dropzone.
[I’m sure I forgot somebody in my Tequila induced haze]
What’s crappy for the geese oughta be crappy for the…well, you know what I mean.
My nominees are as follows: (ahem)
I second the nomination for Crunchy Frog. He just puts the “sssssssss” in sexy. Plus, he’s a hoot. 
Simetra. Talk about a young god-in-bloom! And abounding in wit and charm, as well.
Ogre. He is simply delectably sultry, in a Mensa kinda way.
The above 2 I can emphatically state are very sexy, brilliant men…as I have met them in person and a great time was had by all.
I haven’t met Crunchy in person (yet) but I still harbor hope.
I am reasonably certain there are hundreds of other divine and wonderfully bright men here (God knows I read enough of their posts to at least surmise) but I felt comfortable with these nominees mainly because I know what they look like, and because I have had more than a “posting” acquaintance with them. E-mail IS a bit more intimate, doncha think?? 
Uncle Bill for the beer run.
Blur for calling me Lita.
Crunchy Frgg just because.
[sub](note, the author of this post sincerely appreciates the mentions here, and this in no way detracts from his undying gratitude)[/sub]
The BEER RUN? Oh you mean the part about licking the champagne off you, and the whipped cream thing. Not the actual liquor delivery. OK, that’s better.
[false ingignant voice] This is so DESPICABLE [/false indignant voice]
Umm…
:GULP!:
I don’t think I’ve blushed quite so much since TruePisces gave me a smooch after like my 5th post.
And I made the short list? Geez, I’m completely fuddled. I can barely type straight. Twice now, I’ve nearly typed “f” instead of “g”.
:checking the above poster’s name again just to make sure:
Well, thank you. I’m honored beyond my wildest dreams.
OK, I’ll stop now. I’m even embarassing myself.
Seriously, TM, you scare me, but I like it.
Wow… One and a half votes (I’m not counting Tequila as a full vote, of course, but she DID mention me!)…
And you people don’t even know me! How cool is that!
:::::::::smooches Arden:::::::::::::::::::::::::
And there’s plenty more where THAT came from!
Anyone else?
Anyone?
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Oh, drat.
Damn it again. I told you I’d forget someone!
Add iampunhato my list of Sexy guys!
[sub]I know I had a list but it’s damned embarrassing to forget one of your virtual spouses…[/sub]
Thank you, Tequila, for the honorable mention… sadly, I think that you will be the only one to mention me, but that’s my fate, I suppose.
Tris, honey, babe, SUGAR /uninsert James Wookds voice/
You deserve More than an “honorable mention”…but hey so do most of the males here! I adore ya to pieces if that helps ease your pain though.
Dammit, I thought we were gonna start a “Male Doper I’d Mostly Like to Screw” thread or “Male Dopers I’d Most Like to Have a 3-Way With” thread.
Um, you know who you are. 
Dammit, if Shayna would just post that picture of my ass on the people pages, I know I’d be all over this list. I’m a sexy bitch and I demand to be treated like a piece of meat for once! Don’t make me grovel.
This isn’t a vote, per se, since I think all of the DoperGuys are intrinsically sexy, and I could never pick who was the sexiest. That said, I wanted to point out three of our resident hunks so that everyone can have a chance to revel in their sexiness.
Simetra He can be innocently adorable, he can be sensuous, he gets me more hot and bothered that should be allowed. Silky Threat said it best: he’s a definite “young god-in-bloom.”
TwistofFate What can I say? I have a weakness for attractive and charming Irishmen. On the rare occasions that I get a random e-mail from him, my heart goes all a-flutter.
Chef Troy You have no idea how many times I’ve cursed myself for not being around for the naughty love letters thread… Any chance of resurrecting it?
I’ll second the vote for LindyHopper, too. (them dancers are always sexy. grrr! All I need to know, is does he dance Savoy style, or Hollywood style?)
I’m also going to nominate Fenris. His sense of humor has brightened many a day, and of course, he’s an Iron Chef (makes my little pastry chef heart flutter).
Wow, I got a mention by TM. That’s alot better than I’d hoped for…
WOOHOO!!!
Depity, would you marry me?
:eek: Girl, whose website did you hit when you were looking for mine?
Absolutely… as long as you buy me a nice ring, that is.
Yippee-eiyo-keiyaiiiiii!
I was waiting . . . and hoping . . . just hoping for that one person to mention my name. And your name came along and I thought to myself “she’ll nominate me . . . she likes me!” Then the end of that post came and went and I thought to myself “Nobody else who used to like me will post in here, so I won’t get nominated.” And I was a sad paddy.
And then along comes Arden . . . wooooo-woowoo. That’s all I can remember from the song:)
Hmm . . . guys to nominate. Well, as Falc said, ex Tank is a babe. Damn, even. And Strainger is, too, though I suspect he’s taken. I’ll fourth or fifth or whatever Crunchy Frog’s nomination and nominate dpr in the same breath. And SkySlash has to have one of the most drool-inducing faces I’ve ever seen,
And matt, you are too cute. TM isn’t dreaming, though I bet she wish she were;)