Sexiest DoperGuy Thread

Since there can only be one sexiest, although many are sexy: I pick Dire Wolf for so many reasons, none of which I am going to list here.

However, honourable mentions have to go out to dpr (for honesty and friendship) and Mnementh (something about a man with a Broadsword :D).

I nominate LNO. He’s admission about Jerry Lewis had me laughing so hard I cried. Any man that funny is sexy to me. And I would like to second the Fenris nomination for the same reasons.
Now any of those who want to strut by me to sway my vote, go right ahead!

Well, my instructor learned from Frankie Manning himself, so you make the call. :wink:

Savoy, of course.

And thanks for the second! :smooch:

::Struts:: by MamaHen in an attempt to sway her vote ever so slightly.

::Struts by MamaHen with the correct URL::

Or you can just take the “n” out of “conm”. I fergot to preview.

[sub]Does that count against me? It might not have helped had I previewed anyway[/sub]

Again, nobody mentions me! What am I, chopped liver?

Having just met them, I have to agree that Strainger and Ex Tank are majorly handsome. Thinksnow could have me any day, once he gets over being straight. :frowning:

You think you got it bad? I got dropped faster than a ham sandwich at a vegans convention! :wink:

Ok, you all make me sick!! This is disgusting, exclusionary, insulting, objectifying, and sexist! I can’t believe you would treat men as pieces of meat, as objects of purely sexual lust!

[sub]also I wasn’t nominated. how come I can’t be treated as an object of sexual lust?[/sub]

:smiley: Only kidding. Carry on. :smiley:

Gotta give another one to Crunchy… The man is sex!

Also voting for UncleBill 'cause he was knows how to build up a girl’s ego.

LindyHopper - Much the same reason. Brings a blush to my face every time!

and lurkernomore - I read the pillow fight thread. I KNOW! :wink:

Wow, I really didn’t expect to see my name pop up in this thread… I’ve been posting so rarely lately that I figured I probably dropped off the radar screen.

I’m glad my thread of semi-erotic mash notes, linked above, popped your clutch. I don’t know if I can bear to resurrect it, though… there are still several women in there that I’ve neglected, simply because I have so little time for such things these days. However, if I DO revive it, I promise you’ll be the first to know.

In the meantime, everyone feel free to read what’s there and bombard me with praise. grin

Ah, the question central to Man’s existence. Why do we waste our time fawning over women, people who are, at best, condescending about our interest and, at worst, annoyed or even INSULTED by the attention?

It’s almost enough to turn ya gay, sometimes.

Oh, I suppose I’ll nominate that new guy, ** Gambit **, because sweet guys who try to pose as jerks are just SO cute!
And ** Necros ** too, because I love dead things so much.

Lux Fiat gets my number one vote. Ladies, go look at his picture! Sheesh! Of course, his wry, bitter sense of humor and fabulous wit make me most crazy. But he also let me lick him, which buys him major Nacho points.

Coldfire is first runner up. He makes me drool. I love how he perches so sexily in those shorts in his PP pic, and the man has brains AND an accent. Add in the fabulously funny TwistofFate and you have the sole reason I’m pinching pennies to save for the next EuroDope.

Of course, I oppose this for ethical reasons. But I gotta give props where props is due, and thinking about these three keeps me up at night. :stuck_out_tongue:

:: swoon ::

Nominated by Mauvaise and Arden Ranger, two of the SD’s sexiest women!

Excuse me while I howl! :smiley:

My vote is now straying towards iampunha. He can strut, make me laugh and he’s topless…talk about a sexy! Now you are all going to have to excuse me while I wipe the drool off my monitor!

Pezpunk looks around and sees that he is not the sexiest Doperguy or even a nominee for that matter. Realistically he has known this all along or at least since he saw aloncist’s picture of the peoplepages. :slight_smile:

’punha is a hottie. That’s why I have him for a virtual hubby, MamaHen. :wink:

Far be it for Nacho4Sara to give me any notice. Feh. Who needs her when you got yerself a Gen-u-ine Arden Ranger to keep you warm at night? Not I, sez iampunha!

::goes to help Mamahen wipe that monitor … wearing nothing but a towel::

Hey, if I’m a slut, at least I’m a helpful slut. ::thinking back to a month or two ago:: I was even, once upon a time, FairyPrincessKitty’s plaything. And I tried to be the same for AR, but she gave me more than I can handle.::/thinking back to a month or two ago:: They say women are at their sexual peak in their 30s . . . they’re damn right:)

You may want to get this looked into.

In no particular order:

iampunha–cause he’s just so damn cute
Jack Batty–he called me a heathen wench :sigh:
Dire Wolf–knows how to use his-----tongue
dantheman-sweet, bold and intoxicating–like a fine wine.
Uncle Bill–He’s just so *bad[/]
Crunchy Frog–cute smile, riveting eyes and crunchy too.
Watermelon Man–very cute, excellent taste in women.
Arnold Winklereid–too cute, too French, plays hard to get
Lusty Chef Troy–'nuf said
Cold Fire-Icey Hot!
Euty–He’s a cutie,

Damn vB code, trying to hit preveiw & hit submit before I could mention,

Dropzone–sexy & smart
Thinksnow–tall & sexy and we can share jewelry soon.

OK I think I’m done for now.

(and still screwed up my last post.)