Vote Here For The Supreme High Temptress of IMHO

[Zyada]

Sheesh - don’t post for a week and they forget all about you!

Vote for me and I’ll dance for you (hell, ask me and I’ll dance for you… give me advance warning & I’ll dance in costume)

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I do not merely dance. I bewitch. I seduce. I enchant and I bewilder. Vote for me!.
(Gee, Wally must have seen me dance!)

Zyada - Certified Sexy Hag

[soulsling]

Diane, you got my vote. heck, like i would’ve voted for anyone else…
where are you hiking? as in what state???

[Sassy]

Nice photos, Diane. I myself have never needed to advertise.

I will offer a personally created private email to anyone who chooses me… something you can keep and “use” when you think about me

Stats? For those who don’t know me: redhead, green eyes, Irish extraction, Scorpio, native of San Francisco.

In closing, I have just one thought…

nipple jewelry?

[DRY]

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You are all fools! Don’t give away your vote, sell it!

Waiting for highest bidder…
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Arnold…I hope to meet you at an LA dopers get together (if I’m invited after you guys all know what I’m like now) :eek:
because I like the way you think. You’re probably the person I’d like second most to meet…

I’ll have what Arnold’s having.

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What qualifies or disqualifies someone? Is a temptress different than a flirter? Shayna seems to be quite a flirter but everyone seems to be saying she doesn’t qualify as a temptress. And isn’t Diane older? She seems to brag about being the “sexist old hag of the SDMB” to use her words.
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In your third sentence above, delete “flirter”, insert “nympho” (Shayna, I’m a jealous husband. Got to make these guys think you’re an oversexed perv. Sorry, honey.)

Yeah…like that’ll drive 'em away

As for the age thing, I notice neither Shayna nor Diane have said who’s older. I know.

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(1) “Kisses” only offered if I begin to lose ground in the voting process. Yes, I cheat and don’t play fair when it comes to playing with testosterone.
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:eek:
Not your best move, Diane!
At this point, I’d like to promote Opal or Zyada or Sassy or Scotti or GRACE to campaign against Diane. Come on, you can take her down!
(This doesn’t mean that I’m voting against Diane–I just want to see her have to up the ante! WHO’S WITH ME??)

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(3) Persuade your sock puppets to vote for me and I will include my special prostrate tickle technique. Nuff said. It’s a show, not tell thing.
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::wipes away drool::

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the fact that I am can put both feet behind my head (and yours too) while singing the National Anthem
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The first part is important, the second isn’t. And, I…uhh…don’t expect you to be singing ANYTHING while you’re “fulfilling the terms of my vote”

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Sheesh - don’t post for a week and they forget all about you!
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Not true, Zyada…I flirted with you in Shayna’s birthday thread AND YOU BLEW ME OFF!

Now I quote Shakespeare and hang with Shayna and Grace.

[Scotticher]

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At this point, I’d like to promote Opal or Zyada or Sassy or Scotti or GRACE to campaign against Diane. Come on, you can take her down!
(This doesn’t mean that I’m voting against Diane–I just want to see her have to up the ante! WHO’S WITH ME??)

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Certainly not me, DRY-I wouldn’t dream of challenging Diane on this one, and I wouldn’t get far if I did.

Thanks for the thought, though-you are a sweet man!

Scotti

[Zyada]

I’m sorry, Shayna asked me not to flirt in her birthday thread, and since she’s so cool, I wanted to do what she said! Besides, recent events have made it harder than normal for me to keep up with the board, so I’ve had to let some things slide. Believe me, I loved everything you wrote. ::melt::

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I do not merely dance. I bewitch. I seduce. I enchant and I bewilder. Vote for me!.
(Gee, Wally must have seen me dance!)

Zyada - Certified Sexy Hag

[Diane]

I myself have never needed to advertise.

I don’t consider it advertising, it’s campaigning.

And, I…uhh…don’t expect you to be singing ANYTHING while you’re "fulfilling the terms of my vote

I should have made those lines easier to read between. Insert the words “Growling sweet nasties into your ear” in place of “singing the National Anthem.”

The voice is one of the most erotic tools you can use.

(I’ll save the phone sex offers for later.)

[DRY]

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I’m sorry, Shayna asked me not to flirt in her birthday thread, and since she’s so cool, I wanted to do what she said! Besides, recent events have made it harder than normal for me to keep up with the board, so I’ve had to let some things slide. Believe me, I loved everything you wrote. ::melt::

:eek:

Shayna (of all people) asked you not to (of all things) flirt, and you LISTENED??

Shayna asking someone not to flirt is kind of like me asking someone not to quote Shakespeare, or Aha asking someone not to suck up!

I know about the house thing, but this is love (or at least flirting), dammit!

I mean, I still love Grace and Shayna, and I find Diane to be someone I really want to get better acquainted with, too.
But I also wanted to sing your praises:

“When you do dance, I wish you, a wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that”
–The Winter’s Tale, Act 2, scene iv

[DRY]

I screwed up the coding, obviously…

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I myself have never needed to advertise.

I don’t consider it advertising, it’s campaigning.

And, I…uhh…don’t expect you to be singing ANYTHING while you’re "fulfilling the terms of my vote

I should have made those lines easier to read between. Insert the words “Growling sweet nasties into your ear” in place of “singing the National Anthem.”

The voice is one of the most erotic tools you can use.

(I’ll save the phone sex offers for later.)
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I love your attitude about campaigning, frankly.

Phone sex?? Not to look a gift horse in the…ahem…mouth, but this is a big step down from the blowjob you’d previously promised…

“mistress, know yourself: down on your knees,
And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man’s love”
–As You Like It, Act 3, scene v

::“then up he rose, and donn’d his clothes”::
–Hamlet(!), Act 4, scene v

[Diane]

Phone sex?? Not to look a gift horse in the…ahem…mouth, but this is a big step down from the blowjob you’d previously promised…

Phone sex is the foreplay of blowjobs.

Or something like that.

[GraceTX]

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At this point, I’d like to promote Opal or Zyada or Sassy or Scotti or GRACE to campaign against Diane. Come on, you can take her down!
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I can’t campaign for temptress. I mean, have you taken a look at Diane? The woman has it going on!

Now if you’re looking for someone who’ll go to a sports event and scream like a lunatic, then I’m your gal. I’ll take chicken noodle soup to a sick friend. I’ll cry with you when you’re sad and laugh when you’re happy. But be a temptress? You may as well ask me to sprout wings and fly.

[Diane]

Thanks for the compliment, but come on ladies. I have noticed a lot of sexy women on this board!!!

There is room for more than one temptress.

In fact, I motion that we change things a little bit. Instead of a contest, why don’t we form a club and take pledges?

Strut your stuff like a true temptress and you’re in.

[DRY]

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At this point, I’d like to promote Opal or Zyada or Sassy or Scotti or GRACE to campaign against Diane. Come on, you can take her down!
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I can’t campaign for temptress. I mean, have you taken a look at Diane? The woman has it going on!

Now if you’re looking for someone who’ll go to a sports event and scream like a lunatic, then I’m your gal. I’ll take chicken noodle soup to a sick friend. I’ll cry with you when you’re sad and laugh when you’re happy. But be a temptress? You may as well ask me to sprout wings and fly.
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You’re a sports fan? You’re just jerking my chain, right?

And here I thought that our attraction was only physical.

“O, wonderful, wonderful, and most wonderful wonderful! and yet again wonderful”

–As You Like It, Act 3, scene ii

[Mr.Cynical]

::unfolding lawn chair::

Now this is more like it.

::cracking a beer::

My vote goes to whomever wants it. I’ll just be having a brew.