Nominations are now open for IMHO Prom Queen and King.
The top three vote getters this week will face a runoff in one week, and you may nominate Esprix in one catagory only. 
<flashes cleavage>
[whiney tone]Pick me. Pick meeeeeeeeee.[/whiney tone]
I nominate porcupine.
oooh, I wanna be nominated! Just for the sheer pleasure to run against porcupine! I’ve even got a great dress for it!
I’m never invited to these things, so I’m just gonna crash the party and stand against a wall, wearing a leather jacket and looking sullen/tough.
And I may flip a quarter over and over, or let a toothpick dangle from the side of my mouth.
So there
Fenris
I’m soooo sorry, Fenris!
In your honor, I’ve started a new contest thread with you in mind. Good luck. 
Don’t mind me. I’ll just be gazing lustfully at that bad boy Fenris.
Hmm…anybody got any goat’s blood and a bucket?
hehehehe
sorry.
I nominate Fenris! gets in Arden Ranger’s way
‘accidently’ spills punch on Kat while standing in chair for better leering position
Ooops.
(*) (*) , Now, who wants to nominate me ?
(|)[sup]*[/sup] Who wants to nominate me?
[sub]* My ass![/sub]
At first, I thought this said PORN Queen! I’m kind of too disappointed now to nominate anyone.
Porn King? Well that would have to be Sofa King. No one else even comes close to his depth of knowledge in that arena.
Porn Queen? Well there’s a lot of competition but I think Creaky gets the nod for enthusiasm.
I nominate SterlingNorth and his ass !
Sterling North would be king, then, and his ass would be queen? ::imagines some strange getup so that sterling’s got a tux and his ass is in a skirt::
Oh, man, astro! Somehow I knew that thread would be back to bite me in the butt!
Heh, heh, heh… I said “butt”.
Heh. I thought the asterisk was supposed to be part of the picture. I didn’t even realise the “My ass!” part because I thought it was a sig. I was wondering what kind of silly ass SterlingNorth had.
Chauvinist.
Meaning? 
Esprix
Yeah, I could just see our Esprix in the role of “Carrie”.