Bah, you didn’t even bother to nominate him. You haven’t got a chance. 
Fenris gets my nod.
Extremely tough call as there are so many good candidates.
I’m going to have to go with Scylla & jarbaby.
'70s Movie spoiler ahead…
Esprix, Bossk is talking about the movie Carrie where the nominated her for prom queen despite her being wildly unpopular. While she was up there, basking in the limelight, some students used the opportunity to dump goat’s blood all over her, turning her moment of glory into a moment of shame.
Oh, and then she got really pissed off, trapped all the kids in the gym, and used her psychic powers to burn the school down. So, all in all, a warm fuzzy ending.
Oh - another unwarranted swipe, then.
Charming.
:rolleyes:
I’ll nominate Woodstockbirdybird and katiekilldare, 'cause they were so cute at Dopetoberfest. (katie’s husband being so-so in the looks department, that is… 
)
Esprix
Feh. [sub]I stuffed the ballot box. [/sub]
Since he’s king of the tea threads lately, I’ll nominate Rue DeDay.
Actually that’s me doin’ a little butt kissing because he was “miffed” by not being nominated in such a prestigious category. How’d I due, Rue?
Ladles and Jellyspoons, if I am elected to both positions, I promise to let the power go to my head. I will consolidate the vast powers granted by being both “Prom King” and “Class Clown” to leverage my way into a Moderatorship. Then, since unlike the other mods, I do not have a fundimentally good and pure nature, I will crush them like bugs, becoming the ONE TRUE MOD.
<Harvey Korman Voice>
From there it’s only one small step to an Adminhood and…dare I say it?
</Harvey Korman Voice>
<Mel Brooks Voice>
Dare! Dare!
</Mel Brooks Voice>
<Harvey Korman Voice>
A Cecildom!
::sings to the tune of “Hail to the Chief”::
Yum tum ta-tum tum, ya-ta ta-ta ta tum tum!
</Harvey Korman Voice>
Yes, if elected, I will overthrow Cecil and reshape the board in my own dark image! Ruthlessly I’ll crush Rue Scylla, SPOOFE, Crunchy and the others! Teemings will be filled with nothing but my posts! And sitting in the Cecilthrone, ALL WILL BOW BEFORE ME. PUNY MORTALS! TREMBLE IN FE…
::Taps Microphone::
Um…was this thing on?
er…
uh…
Pay no attention to what I was saying before. I was taken out of context by a hostile media. I was rehearsing a play. I never said any such thing.
If I become Prom King and or Class Clown, I promise to work to make the world a better place.
Fenris, not plotting to become dark overlord or anything. Really!
Thanks Scout. This is why I have my Special Friends, to prop up my ego when it gets all wilty. You’re my best Special Friend [sub]in this whole thread[/sub].
And for Prom Queen, I nominate Scout! (Even if she doesn’t “stuff” like Arden. Oh wait, that’s the ballot box, never mind.) Let’s hear it for the girl!
Ew… what did I put my hand in? Ew… Oh extra ew, Fenris spewed spittle all over the podium with that last… whatever it was. Kinda like Pete O’Toole in The Lion In Winter. (No one can work up a raging froth quite like Pete.)
-Rue. (the Benign)
Did you notice how I didn’t bring up our relative contributions to Teeming Extras? That’s because I’m humble too.
-Rue.
:: Airily waves hand in dismissal**::**
All of those stories count as one post. We’ve already agreed on that they’re one entry, since if we didn’t Zenster would win because of all the recipes he’s gonna have posted to the Cookbook. And neither of us wants to open the can o’ worms that would result if he gets involved in this thread. Right?
Fenris
I say Bah! again. I’m in Chicago** here, Arden. No one stuffs ballot boxes like us Chicagoans.
[sub]**close enough, anyway[/sub]
I nominate JavaMaven1 for Prom Queen. She gets to select her own King running mate.
I think Fenris wants the power and prestige just a leeetle too much.
Just the kind of person we need! I vote for Fenris.
[sub]it begins…[/sub]
Once I consolidate my power, you shall be spared from the Mod purges for this act of loyalty. This offer is open to all other Mods and posters who wish to pledge their loyalty now.
Grand Supreme High Plentipotantary and Grand Pooh-bah, HRH Fenris the First
Oooh!
:::scanning the room of all these wonderful, handsome and eligible Doper men:::
C’mon, you know I’m going to pick Fenris. He’d rule the world; I’d feed it. We’d make a great team.
Wow! I’m glad I checked back in!
I guess this rump kissing thing works. Thanks, Rue.
And for the record, no I have never stuffed. A ballot box…or a bra. Whichever you’re curious about.
–scout (who hasn’t won anything since she was elected student council president in 5th grade. what can I say? I peaked early)
Now there’s a winning couple!
JavaMaven1 and Fenris!
The coronation dinner will be almost as good as sex.
NO NO NO!!!
It was PIG’S blood, people! PIG’S blood!!!
It was Stephen King’s first novel! Sheesh!
Stands in the corner in his sky-blue tux waiting for the other nerds to get here so we can discuss why The Avengers is the greatest tv spy show of all time, dare each other to actually go talk to one of the girls, try to convince ourselves that being cool isn’t nearly as important as having a 4.117 gpa (succeeding in creating a soapbubble-thin veneer of insulation), and argue about whether Frank Miller’s Daredevil was just his Batman in a different costume.