Get your votes in…everyone can vote.
If nominated I will not run…if elected I will not serve…
hehe
I’m not campaigning for it or anything…but allow me to point out that if I was chosen as King, I could refer to myself as:
Ecks, Rex
which would be so cool it would immediately enhance the stature of the SDMB, and all those who gather here, within the Internet Community.
Just a thought.
i’ll do it if i get a date with the prom queen… but only if.
Down with Opression!!! Kill the king!!! Burn the castles!!! Rise Up against Tyranny!!!
If Diane wins, I would not mind, but otherwise I prefer to remain a lowly Baron.
We should have a communal society that elects a sort of “executive officer” for the week. I nominate SingleDad.
I am announcing here and now that I am willing to be bought. That’s right, I will sell my vote. I will take offers starting now. 
Jeannie: Were you looking for money to buy you with? Or something else?
What the hell, I’ll run, regardless of whom I get to date! Yea, I’ll do it all for…the good of the board…that’s it…
Oh, sorry. I read the OP as “Porn King”. Nevermind, move along now, nothing to see here…
(How do you know he’s the King?
He hasn’t got shit all over him…)
WALLY!
In that case, I will have to vote for Daniel (and anyone else who will return the favor ;)).
Money…favors…whatever. I wanna see how creative you guys can be 
(Although if you offer a monetary bribe, I will have to wait for your check to clear before my vote is cast. I’m sure you all understand.)
if we’re going to do a PORN KING contest, i’m in. totally in!
no wait, i’m out…
no, i’m in…
oh yeah! i’m IN!
I dunno Jeannie, I think we should make them dance.
Line up boys. . . .
When I first looked I thought I saw THAT post, I thought Jennie was admitting to being in the trade…(now I realize otherwise), but suppose I bought you for oh…say $39.99, i’ll do it but ONLY under the condition that you buy me back for $39.99. Deal?
I am drunk.
Outed in front of the entire SDMB, huh? How embarrassing? :eek:
(Apologies to Esprix, Otto, SqrlCub, matt_mcl and anyone else I’ve missed)
::desparately trying to claim Shayna for himself::
jeannie: for my “bribe”, I will spare you 1 crushing attack, or defend you from same. Not much of a bribe, I know, since I’m one of those chivalrous guys that would do it anyway, but the thoughts there.
Oh, hell, Jeannie, I can up the ante on THAT. I will scour Bartlett’s quotations or the entire works of Shakespeare (or Francis Bacon or whoever the hell he was) to shower you with immortal praise for the very precious flower of womanhood that you are!!
Soulsling- If you dont know if your out or in, how is a lady going to? 