Hey, Shayna gets a Prom King.
I think whomever wins the Temptress title should have a date to get jiggy with, eh?
Hey, just ask Tubadiva. I am the “Official Male Slut of the 2000 Olympic Games.”
I’d vote for Satan. Don’t know much about him, but I’ve seen the recent pictures. *Looks * morally bankrupt (hence the name?)
Look, I got a 29 in the teeming millions purity test. I beleive that qualifies me. 
I don’t know about the title “Male Slut”, as I really shudder to think what my dear mother would say…
Besides, I could give a rat’s ass about the title (either, this one or prom king)–I just want the…uh…physical companionship
You’d offered blow jobs in a previous thread for votes. Well, for the right lady, I suppose I’d reciprocate, because:
“That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.” 
–The Two Gentleman of Verona, Act 3, Scene i
19 on the Teeming Millions Purity Test(would have scored lower but the dead platypus was underage, and I do have my limits, y’know!) 
Slythe and dan you bastards. i got a 44. but i am a slut. i’m just really that easy, especially now that i’m extremely single and unattached to any woman in any way. i don’t give no for an answer
I suspect that if we opened the voting up only to the male population on this board, it would be a tie with everyone receiving 1 vote (their own).
I’d vote for myself because I have a slutty Porn Star name… but, since it’s a woman’s name (Tara Chalmers) I’ll have to disqualify myself.
Dammit! Tara Chalmers… you know she’d be the high school cheerleader doing the entire football team…
(Why couldn’t my Porn Star name be “Buck Naked”, or “Rock Hard”?)
Ladies, I can do better than the rest,
A full evening of entertainment guarenteed…
hey! my tounge does tricks 
'nuff said.
Slythe: 19!!! Either you’re the biggest liar or the biggest pervert here—in either case…damn glad to know ya!
But you’re the Moderator, and thus must declare yourself ineligable. HA!
John: about that “full evening” - I don’t think the Ladies want to see your 8 hr shadowpuppet show.
You guys are crazy if you think I am going to go just on your words alone. I want PROOF! After all, this is the SDMB.
Line forms to the left.
you want proof??
no problem. step right up, open those purty lips of yours, you’ll not regret a thing. and then maybe we can explore some of my other talents hmmmm?
Fine! i’ll be the male slut here, proof is NOT necessary (for me hahahahahahaha).
PROOF!?! you want proof? Ok, Hmm (licks eyebrowns in thought) Let’s see what’s in Dr. Dans little black bag: Hmmm (adjusts special order size XXXXL leather jockstrap), Silk ties- check, rubber sheets- check, leather items-check, extra batteries-check, various lotions & lubricants-check, clips-check, fantasy costume items-check, candles(real beeswax ONLY)-check, ice-check, chocolate syrup-check, Barry White CD-check …hmmm, nope, it’s not all here, I’ll have to get back to you.
Oh, my!! You guys are so mean! Here I sit, with hubby halfway around the world, and he will be gone for at least another 7months, and what do I read here?!?!?!
So, I’ll just sit over here quietly and drool to myself, and think about my honey…sigh…all alone… 
Too bad I can’t ask you to share, Diane!
<hoping that hubby doesn’t read this thread!>
I thought I was pretty freaking awful, but I could only manage to get down to 34% on the Olde Purity Test. Must be my decided hererosxuality getting in the way.
I vote for DanielInTheWolvesDen, since 1. He scored lower than I did and 2. Slythe is ineligible.
Have a nice day.
I would prefer the title Temptor, Seductor or just All-Around-Sex-God to Male Slut, but I’ll join in the ranks at 28%.
Hey, if we’re talkin’ tongues, then I gotta win that one!
Heh. I love how all the guys are nominated themselves, like they’ve got something to prove.