ahem…
er… um…
never mind :blushing:
i really don’t want to play this game anymore…
oh… look at the time.
got work to do.
later Men!
I’m voting for Omni. Anyone who has made the comment “Omni plays with bobbies likie a kitten plays with a ball of yarn” in chat wins for me. 
DRY, you know I love ya hon but…
with Daniels qualifications here, I gotta vote for him. You can lick your eyebrows eh? What else can you do with that tongue? Oooooo baby!
slythe is ineligible? why??
Oh yeah-this is an amateur competition, and I went Pro years ago.
So it’s checking out the qualifications you want?
Ladies, stand back while I bring out Big Nemo.
You know I love each and every one of you gentlemen, but as far as Ho’s go here at SD, hands down, no one beats Democritus. Sorry boys. The day y’all can, and do, openly flirt outrageously with both the women and the men on the boards, then you might be able to shine Demos shoes in the slut department. 
I will admit that Demo can have my share of the men, he’s got me beat there. And, grace, you know that old line about kissing your navel…from the INSIDE? 
(If you tied me down & tickled me <hmmmm… > I would admit I don’t ACTually quite qualify for Porn or Rock star “equiptment”, but I DO have that “little black bag”.) (AND I know how to use the contents…)
An open letter to Mega the Roo and all these guys who think their “all that”. What the hell, an open letter to everyone:
Please note that I never said I was “all that” (just that I’d do the deed). Because, unlike these OTHER jokers, I know that:
“All lovers swear more performance than they
are able and yet reserve an ability that they never
perform, vowing more than the perfection of ten and
discharging less than the tenth part of one. They
that have the voice of lions and the act of hares,
are they not monsters?”
–Troilus and Cressida, Act 3, scene ii
Ladies, some of these men are married or have girlfriends (I don’t, BTW). I fear you’ll come to grief:
“Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never”
–Much Ado About Nothing, Act 2, scene iii
Please, please be careful, Ladies…and choose wisely. Don’t listen to these guys boast about how good they are, or else you’ll end up saying:
“Take, O, take those lips away,
That so sweetly were forsworn”
–Measure for Measure, Act 4, scene i
I never said I was “All That”
I offered a full evenings entertainment, and dropped home before midnight. surely you dont think I was suggesting any Impropriety???
and Mega, It would be an honour to be voted that Title.
Damn I got a 76 on that test. So I guess male slut is out the picture… maybe The Perfect Gentleman of IMHO or something I don’t know. ::sigh:: nice guys finish last… 
You guys ain’t seen nothin’ yet. I nominate pLt. Admittedly he’s been a tad quiet on the SDMB so far (give him time) but he HAS to be the biggest online slut the world has ever seen.
He can’t help himself. He even has a superhero persona: SlutBoy (you don’t wanna know about the superpowers). And worst of all: he’s proud of it.
If he took the test the server would crash in disbelief…
“How absolute the knave is!
we must speak by the card,
or equivocation will undo us”
–Hamlet, Act 5, scene i
slut [slut ] (plural sluts) noun
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an offensive term for a woman thought by others to be sexually promiscuous (slang)
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an offensive term for a woman who is regarded as not concerned about conventional standards of domestic cleanliness (dated)
I take it that ether definition applies? Male Slut, according to the definition (part 2) has to go to my former college roommate, who cared absolutely nothing for standards of domestic cleanliness, he was an f***ing slut!
As for me, definition number 1 applies, I am sexually promiscuous - I permit my wife to do what she wants, often. The marks are still fresh…
Sili
Heck, can a male even be a slut? At the very least, I’d think it’d be illegal in a few states.
Tradesillicon lets his wife do what she wants?
I don’t think “slut” is the word we’re looking for here.
Any women in SDMB land want to comment?
I’d say that the honor probably should go to ChiefScott, just judging by what I’ve seen of him in his posts… Whattaya know, a male not nominating himself! I just wish I were one!
And DRY, it takes more than just Shakespeare quotes to win women… Try throwing in some Cervantes, or Ovid, or Tolkien.
WHO??
(Besides, I don’t want to win women–I just want to sleep with them)
^
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JOKE
Oh, all right:
“It hurts, my precious, it hurts.”
–The Hobbit
That better?
Hey, Chronos-
Shakespeare did pretty blinkin’ fine with those words, and IMHO, DRY isn’t doing too bad either.
Scotti
Admittedly biased, she turns up her nose at Chronons and bows to DRY (ya gotta admit, that is pretty hard to do at the same time)for being literate. Literate ROCKS! And he’s sweet, which rocks too. (Except for the “all he wants is sex” thing. I choose to believe he is just blowing smoke there. I am probably wrong, but I am in denial. It is a comfortable place to be.)
So there.
I am the Male Slut.
I lost my virginity in January 1998. Since then - a total of 30 months - I have slept with an estimated 50 separate men, at least. That is an average of a different man every 19 days. That’s the number of men, not the number of individual sexual encounters. And this doesn’t even reflect the four relationships I had during that time.
I am a slut. And a slut is nothing else than someone who is getting more sex than whoever’s doing the classifying.
Translation for prudes: Nanny-nanny-nanny-nanny-nanny!!
And I am always safe.