Take the Slut Test!

Thanks to our friends at The Spark, I can now go around telling people that I am:

36% Slutty …which is actually less than the average, 46%.

Based on the 295,336 test takers so far:

you’re sluttier than 31% of the world.
you’re cleaner than 68% of the world.
Won’t my parents be proud!

we truly need to ask cessandra now, don’t we?

erm, is a link too much to ask for?

Come closer, beautiful girl… Closer!

:smiley:

Heh.

I was wondering why nobody was replying.

Here ya go: http://test3.thespark.com/sluttest/

I’m 80% slut.

Whaaaahhh…that site is blocked on our proxy server. Apparenly, it’s “adult” in nature…go figure. This sux, as I never have time to do this stuff at home…

[sarcasm]Yay! Another troll![/sarcasm]

I am: 62% slutty
Over a worldwide average of: 46%
Which makes me sluttier than: 83% of the world
Which is: Not much of a surprise

I’m 32 percent slutty
I’m such a sweet lil innocent :wink:

Pepper: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

LoL, I took that test months ago…I had to answer ‘yes’ to the question asking if I was a guy pretending to be a girl!

:slight_smile:

-Sam

I’m 55% slutty…which, technically, makes me a slut.

The results are in! You are:

40% slutty
which is actually less than the average, 46%.

Based on the 299,152 test takers so far:
you’re sluttier than 38% of the world.
you’re cleaner than 60% of the world.

FACT
829 women agreed with you, and chose “Val Kilmer” as the best sex option of all time.

FACT
So far, the most popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple.

Funny thing is, it’s not blocked by the AOL “kiddie protect” settings. Yeah, yeah, I have overprotective parents. And I can get around the block anytime I want to, thank you very much.

Oh, btw…22% slut.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. <g>

I am 61% slutty.

What a shock. If GaWd told us what his score was, I bet it would be 61%.

I hope more women take this test, so we can find out who the sluts are…

I’m 22% slutty… I wonder how this figures in with my 81% innocent rating…

Oh and 1 women agreed with you, and chose “Michael T Weiss” as the best sex option of all time… maybe I should change that to Val as well ARGH too many cute guys to pic from!

[slight hijack] Hey, I’m 55% bitchy too. I’m not kidding. I’m going to take another one. [/slight hijack]

I’m only 56% slut…:frowning:

LoL, sorry man. Although is 6% difference allowable by a twin? :smiley:

-Sam

I decided that, being male, it would be fair for me to complete the “purity” test as a replacement for the slut test. The results are in…

68% pure.

oh my. I feel… clean… ugh…

-niggle