…according to the Slut-o-Meter, that is. The site calculates your sluttiness by comparing the number of Google search results your name turns up with SafeSearch turned on versus the number of results with SafeSearch turned off. Someone pure as the driven snow, with a sluttiness rating of 0%, would have the same number of safe and non-safe results. A big ol’ slut, with a sluttiness rating of 100%, would have all non-safe results and no safe results.
My rating under my real name (first and last) is 1.63%. Surprisingly, as my SDMB alter ego Doom Slinger, my sluttiness jumps to 39.02%.
Just for comparison, here are sluttiness factor for some celebrities:
Mother Teresa - 3.36%. What?!? Mother Teresa is a bigger slut than me? Sigh.
George W. Bush - 5.93%
Paris Hilton - 84.07%. Seems about right.
Jenna Jameson - 99.24%. Must be a professional hazard.
So…how slutty are you?
(Note - for those concerned about revealing their IRL ID, be aware that the Statistics page of that site shows the last 20 searches and the sluttiness percentage for each. If that bothers you, you might want to let a little time pass between the time you search and the time you post your results.)
Real name: -51.82% (“Negative Promiscuity? Huh?
If you’re wondering why some subjects have a negative promiscuity, well, you’re not alone. In general, this happens when the number of safe results is greater than the number of unsafe results (or if there are no unsafe results whatsoever). We’re not quite sure why this is the case, but we believe that Google is not telling us the truth.”)
I was 0% with my full name. Using just my last name it’s 3.5%. Given that my last name is shared by only 10 other people on the planet, and they’re all related to me, I have to wonder what my cousins are up to.
Real name: 3.99%.
Dopername: 76.59% :eek:
My senior guinea pig: 6.13%
Her sister: 4.66% (not bad considering she’s been neutered)
Their brother: 3.83%. Hmmmm, that would seem to tie into his distinct lack of macho attitude.
Papa Zappa is 14.36%. However, Typo Knig is only 1.59. Sorry dear, I didn’t realize becoming a Doper would have that effect on you! (take comfort in the fact that your real name has a sluttiness factor of 11.34%)
My lunchtime beverage, Diet Sprite Zero, is a bastion of morality at -90.08%. I guess they’d better start serving it at various organizations that tout abstinence only!
