Real Name (full first name): 4.36%
Real Name (shortened first name): 3.11%
Dope Name: -1.27% (How does that work?)
Porn Star Name: 7.89%
Cat’s Name: 12.37% (WTF??)
AHHH!
Real full name: 55.83% slutty! :eek: There’s not even any verbs in there!
Doper name: 4.55%
Sheesh.
My husband’s real name is only 12.97% slutty. No wonder he has a hard time keeping up with me.
Wow!
Real name=0.37% slutty
Board name=5.74% slutty
I’m almost a virgin in real life.
negative 23.87% for my board name. Nothings gonna stop me now.
Hmmmm…
Frigging?
Cumming?
Receiving?
Licking?
Pierce?
Jutting?
Harden?
Roger?
Pulsing?
Hung?
Gobbler?
Retching?
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. Bad erotica…?
Focker?
Born name: 3.31%
screenname: 1.77%
SDMB handle: 6.3%
Real name: 97.19%
…if my real name were “Dick Fister,” that is.
Winston Smith
Promiscuity: -40% (-146000 / 365000)
Popularity: 1
Yeah, that’s right. Negative fourty percent. Do I win something? A chastity belt, perhaps? 
My board name is 44.8% slutty with a popularity rating of 1.
My real (maiden) name is -1381.48% with a popularity of 1.
My real (married) name is 4.59% with a popularity of 2.
That is slightly worrying.
Real name: 7.41% :eek:
Doper name: 18.67
My co-workers are having a ball with this one…
Doper name: 9.27%
Real name: 27.14%
Dogs name: 19.12%
My real name is on that list and I only got 1.16%.
Real Name: 2.69%
Board Name: 0%
High School Nickname: 94.81%
Real name: -60.3%
Alias: -249.9%
I feel positively cherubic. 
Real name: 0%
Doper name: 24.74%
“I’m not a real slut, but I do play a bit of one on the Straight Dope Message Board.”
Interesting to see that Mickey Mouse is 0% slutty, yet…
Belle - 4.88%.
Snow White - 7.24%
Wicked Step Mother - 9.66% (Not all that unexpected I guess).
Real Name: 3.3%
Wife’s Name: 41.58%
3-month-old Daughter’s Name: 50%
Hal Briston: 90%
Yikes.
Real: -64.73.
Dope: 2.07.
I guess that’s the main reason I hang around this board—however pathetic, I’m way more interesting here than in my real “life.”
Álainn: 8.63.
(The fact that the resident cat beats even my Doper personality by a margin of four to one surprises me not one bit).
Real name: 18.18%
Dope name: 2.38%
Ass munch: 71.07%
WoW toon name: 13.33%
WoW alt name: 68.75% :eek:
Onigiri: 12.1%
I’m a bigger slut than a rice ball, woot!