Damn, matt, and you still had time to post over 1000 times?
So THAT explains the poor typing in some of the posts.
But, in my glory days in Hollywood (pre aids), I slept with about 2 new women (models, actress wanna-bes, and just plain bimbos)per WEEK. (I ran a modeling studio, they thought I could get them a “start”, and I did get a few of them their “ins”)
However, it’s not just the quantity, it’s the skill & the aptitude; you show promise, true, but with only 2 years, not over 25, of experiance, you just don’t got it. But, I will admit, you sure win the “best rookie” award.
By the way, where can one find this Teeming Millions Purity Test?
Oh, and Schotticher, (um, let’s see here… Digging through Shakepear memory banks… Prospero’s farewell speech won’t work… Antony’s eulogy of Caesar? nope… the “to be or not to be” soliloquy’s done to death… Hmm, maybe I can take something out of context from the witches chant in the Scottish play.)
Double, double, toil and-- Oh, shoot, it still doesn’t sound romantic.
I guess I’ll just have to think of my own ways to compliment a bonnie redheaded Scottish lass with a sexy accent on my own, without help from someone who’se been dead these past centuries.
Oh, shoot, honey. Do I have to go over this accent thang again? I don’t want to be dishonest. And I really DID try to reclaim my Gram’s brougue. It didn’t work last week, and I am sure it won’t work now. But thanks for the thought, and you are on my short list for favorite men who try real hard and are awfully cute. You ARE awfully cute, aren’t you? Heavens, I just realized we are all taking a whole lot of stuff on faith, here!
I look forward to your attempts to outshine the Bard, my friend. Tolkien ain’t swiss cheese, either. But, isn’t he dead too? Also Cervantes and Ovid?
Oh well, at least you dropped the attempt to quote the witches speech. I might have been tempted to come out of denial and take you for a walk in the pit.
And it is not pretty there. (She Shudders and needs a gorgeous man’s arm to hang onto. Preferably with the man still attached)
“We have heard the chimes at midnight”
–Henry IV, Part 2, Act 3, scene ii
“A needy, hollow-eyed, sharp looking wretch,
A living-dead man.”
–The Comedy of Errors, Act 5, scene i
“That reverend vice, that gray iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years”
–Henry IV, Part 1, Act 2, scene iv
“Another lean unwashed artificer”
–King John, Act 4, scene ii
“An Angel! or, if not,
An earthly paragon!”
–Cymbeline, Act 3, scene vi
“Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love.”
–Hamlet, Act 2, scene ii
“Here will be an old abusing of God’s patience and the king’s English”
–Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene iv
A pleasure chatting with you two–don’t know what we’re all doing up at this time.
(To both)
“I am Sir Oracle,
And when I ope my lips, let no dog bark!”
–Merchant of Venice
(To Chronos)
“I would the gods had made the poetical”
–As You Like It, Act 3, Scene iii
(To Scotticher)
“Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene ii
(asides)
“to sleep: perchance to dream”
–Hamlet, Act 3, scene i
“I have not slept one wink”
–Cymbeline, Act 3, scene iv
OK, DRY, I admit that I’m hopelessly outclassed in the literature department… How do you find all of those references to the Bard? But as the lady said herself, she thinks I’m probably cute-- Unfortunately, Villanova seems to have finally deactivated my web account, so I can’t link to a pic… I’ll let everyone here know when I have my new page up.
Really? I guess my question, then, is how closely, the TV movie of The Hobbit followed the book, because I haven’t read either The Hobbit or The Two Towers, and I believe I got “It hurts, my precious” from the movie (From Gollum’s anguish at losing the ring, like you said)
The next time you’re in a bar, try telling her:
“Some are born great,
Some achieve greatness,
and some have greatness thrust upon 'em.”
–Twelfth Night, Act 2, Scene V
(OK, so maybe that isn’t such a brilliant idea–unless she’s really drunk and then you don’t need a line)
As to how I find all these references, it isn’t easy: I’ve gone through Bartlett’s quotations and used my own familiarity with the plays. Probably more trouble than it’s worth, unless I can get someone to publish my “Shakespeare, hitting on women, and deviant sexual practices” (as referenced in the IMHO Prom Queen and Temptress threads)
Scotti’s quite a catch, and I’m sure she’s waiting for your pic. Then again, I’m waiting for HERS.
Eliminating all self-nominations, and the blowing of ones’s own horn(which should be a pre-requisite!), the vote stands at:
DanielinTheWolvesDen-2
Satan-1
Eutychuss55-1
Omni-1
Democritus-1
pLt-1
ChiefScott-1
Dry-1
Chief Troy-1
My vote goes to slutboy (pLt), who has some magical skill (especially on-line), and we’re not just talking number of sucesses but also his ability to find them, success rate, the speed in which he manages to seduce them, and he is ofcourse very proud of it.
I’m thinking of strapping electrodes, cameras and recording devices to him and anaylsing the results to discover his secret… because I have no idea how he does it…
