I gotta vote for MrCynical. I’ve seen him in a sequined g-string, and I almost passed out.
Robin
Oh! To be Mango!
After he preformed a lap dance on me in the chatroom, I have to vote for Mr. Cynical myself.
Pardon me, I have to go take a bath in drano now…
After eliminating all the ballot box(and codpiece!) stuffing, Mr. Cynical still recieved 3 times as many votes as anybody else.
Mr. Cynical is The Official Male Slut of The Straight Dope Message Board!
The make-out line forms to the right, no pushing please. 
Well, despite all the Ballot-box stuffing, I believe you have got a good claim on the title, Mr.Cynical, so congrats.
OK, everyone over to my 1000th post party in MPSIMS, where Mr. Cynical is invited to demonstrate his talents in the “Backrub room”, and I’ll be on hand to show why I was the runner-up! 
Oh, and you too, Slythe, I wanna compare notes and see justhowinthehell you got a lower purity score than I did. Just don’t ask me to shake your hand, OK?
I will thank you all in my own very special way within the week
Daniel, I could not ask for a better second, should I for some reason not be able to complete my reign.
I will soon attend the orgy…I mean party…no, I meant orgy.
ok…i was forced into this…
My vote goes to pLt…
happy now dpr…(hehehe)
u better be…