Voting is one of our greatest rights. So, why should I vote for you in Opal’s SDMB awards. I want reasons here people.
Either that, or I just really wanted to start a topic and this was the best I could do on a Friday night while my wife is stuck working on a project.
Have you nominated and/or voted for your favorite huggable Mullinator today?
Because if you vote for someone else, then some underserving person will end up winning the category best suited for me.
Jeffery
I just want attention. 
– Sylence
Another day, another attempt to cross Niagra Falls on a tightrope. . .
I promise to give you a giant tax cut.
[But you won’t have that power, whether you win or not.]
Hey, if G. W. Bush can make promises he has no power to keep, so can I.
This is America
A black woman warns cabbies to protect themselves by refusing to pick up young black men.
Hell! I’d settle for someone just NOMINATING me for something. (C’mon people! And no, I refuse to nominate myself.)
Love stinks! (Yeah, yeah!)
I need to carry the Troll National Party and serve as a respectable representative. Plus I have my troll cabinet chosen.
Troll Puppet: A well paid conveniently placed lobbyist and supporter of anyone having enough funds to retain him/her. 
Sterling North’s policy is nothing more than gratuitous pandering to the majority of voters.
I, however, promise a specific tax cut to all voters who are over 6’6" in height. Haven’t they suffered long enough under the burden of idiots saying “How’s the weather up there?” Haven’t they been asked to carry far more of their fair share of performance in the NBA? I say that we have for far too long, in all defiance of natural laws, over-looked these people, and that it is only fair and fitting that we return to the natural order of looking up to them.
JMCJ
I would never amend my sig line as a way of reminding people to nominate or vote for me in any way. That would be just tacky.
Because I’ve never been voted anything on this board before. Or really, been voted for in the first place.
Because I can represent that you don’t need to spend hours at work posting at this board and have a post count of 500+ to be remembered. …I hope.
And stuff.
That, and I’m cute.
formerly known as LauraRae
I’m a Raggety Ann in a Barbie Doll world.
John Corrado said
Well, that’s enough for me. Throwing my votes behind John now, even in the sexiest female category.
And, my thread has been sullied with Trollpuppet. Ugh, I need a shower.
Have you nominated and/or voted for your favorite huggable Mullinator today?
Why? Why?? Sadism, if nothing else.
I’m a sincerely tall, obscure twerp who gratefully fades into wallpaper–or cracked plaster, if needs be.
So just imagine your warm, fuzzy feeling of ownership when viewing the 'possum in the headlights stare, the stunned carp gape floating to the top after the grenade toss in the pool…
Yes, Mullinator, you too can share in that dizzying brew of pity and sadism when totally undeserved acclaim falls on the hopelessly obscure!
Disdaining campaigning,
Veb
[small]Gift of dollar is not dependant on vote, rather Satan’s whims at the time. Neither Nekosoft, his girlfriend or their parent company have any control over Satan, nor has Satan consented, orally or in writing, to give a dollar to anyone in exchange for their vote for Nekosoft. Many will vote, few will get dollars. Do not taunt Nekosoft.[/small]
You should vote for me because people were mean to me in high school, and the world hasn’t come close to making up for that yet.
Catrandom
You probably shouldn’t, actually…some things are better left alone.
[grabbing you by the lapels]My GOD, man! Don’t do it! Voting for the Ace can only lead to fallen arches, PD and the heartbreak of psoriasis! A vote for Ace puts the earth that much closer to the utter dominion of Yog-Sothoth! Never, never ever vote for Ace in any possible context! Can’t you see! Don’t do it or we’re all doomed! Doomed, I say! Doomed, doomed, DOOMED!!![/grabbing you by the lapels]
…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!
because i am invisible ( 
)and if you vote for me people will say, “ooh, this ‘mega the roo’ must be very special” and they’ll want to be my friends.
oh. and unlike catrandom, kids were mean to me in elementary school. such a young and tender age… it’s oh, so sad. and most importantly, wouldn’t it just make your day knowing you helped mend me?
because we all know that it’s you that counts.
“human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein
oh. and please ignore that happy smile.
this is a very serious matter.
“human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein
I mean, I didn’t even get nominated for “Best Picture” when everyone KNOWS you can see my nipple and everything!*
*Maybe/maybe not…why don’t you go see?
Love stinks! (Yeah, yeah!)
Well I don’t know about the nipple thing, but I just nominated you for ‘coolest user name’. How’s that?
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
Because I really, really need some self confidence. Unlike Catrandom, who had kids be mean to her in High School and Mega the Roo who had kids be mean to her in elementary school, kids were mean to me while I was still a zygote
A vote for me will make my life complete.
Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)
OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^=
If elected as the most longwinded poster, I will do my utmost to curtail my dissertations and get to the point, assuming I ever had one to begin with. In the event that I don’t have a point, I will make a sincere attempt to refrain from disguising an attempt at post-padding with so much eloquent discourse that the fact that there was no point whatsoever to my post remains forever hidden in obscurity. This, I feel, is the responsibility of anyone who would consider themselves, and who would want others to consider them good citizens, and not just someone adding the the overall verbosity of this message board with their shameless self-promotion.
I thank you for your kind attention, and humbly ask for your support.
Sue from El Paso
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
‘Cause it just wouldna be fittin’ ta ignore a man what’s wearin’ a skirt in broad daylight an’ holdin’ his Seanair’s sword in the one hand and a broadaxe in the other.
Than ye fer yer kind attention. I’ll be counting on yer vote in November.
Dr. Watson
“Please direct all inquiries to my therapist.”