The official motto of this whole freakin’ forum.
I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find a half an hour a week in which to get funky.
I don’t need your vote. I’ve been nominated as “Smiley Master,” and damnit, I’m going to win!
I mean, come on! Just look at my new Pit-specific signature:
http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/wolfgang.gif
Heehee!
http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/angel.gif
LoL!
http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/chatty.gif
http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/partygirl.gif
This is the pit, guys!
Because I’ll sue if you don’t!!!
-Melin
Geez, Melin - you left out the VOTE FOR, and you didn’t capitalize Sue.
I’ve been here since August and I’ve yet to reach two hundred posts?
I don’t know…like so many, I just crave attention.
You’ve got to be proud when you can’t even think of a category to nominate yourself in…
Ruff and Shayna…just to let you know…I nominated the both of you for something…
And ya’ll should vote for me for shortest female, because I think I am.
I crave an art that passionately transcends the mundane instead of being a device for self-deception.–Griffin, from The Griffin and Sabine trilogy.
I don’t know Michelle, I’m pretty short. How tall are you?
Shadowfox
“Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.” - Procrastinator’s motto.
I’ll give you a dollar…
Yer pal,
Satan
Because I’m a shameless Satan imitator.
I’ll give you a dollar…
Yer pal,
Satan
I think you should vote for me because I’m in a fragile state right now. My self esteem is at it’s lowest ebb and sometimes I feel I’m going to crack, which frightens me because I have a shotgun in the basement behind the furnace, and like, maybe you would probably read about it in the papers, and say stuff like, “my, he seemed like a pleasant fellow,” and, “he didn’t seem like the type that would go on a rampage,” but of course you can prevent all that and save lives and kittens if you vote for me.
Thank you.
Sorry, the Cliche Clique is not accepting new members at this time,
Coz a vote for me, is a vote for every mundane, pointless, misguided yet nice, romantic fool PurpleCrackwhore out in this not so nice world.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
You should vote for me because…well, because a vote for me would be just as huge a surprise as the nominations were. Yeah. I got nominated for a couple of things! I’d really like to thank whomever it was that nominated me for “Sexiest”! Boy, that was an ego boost!
So vote for me! I’m a good citizen, I’m congenial, and sexy to boot! So after I’m done showing you a very good time, I’ll fix you breakfast…then get up and wash the dishes.
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead
For the sheer ironic effect.
The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
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Whoo-hoo!
Love stinks! (Yeah, yeah!)
Because I said so, you little piss-ant!
~ChrisCTP
Nominee for Ms. Congeniality, Friendliest, Best Moderator Candidate, Most Patient with Newbies, Most Valuable Poster (MPSIMS), etc.
“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”
Thank you, Michelle. That was really sweet of you. I didn’t figure on getting nominated for anything because I’m so new here, nobody really knows me all that well. I must humbly admit that it feels nice to be recognized and thought of. 
You most definitely have my vote for shortest female. But I have to say that I think you were robbed of a nomination by the exclusion of a catagory called “Best Pet Advice.” You’d win that one hands down!
And I think I at least deserve a vote from Uncle Beer, since I’ve got that whole redhead thing goin’ on.
“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
[sad violin music]Because I never get mentioned in the favorite poster threads, or the least favorite poster threads, or at the Doper meetings, and I’ve never had my name in a thread title, and people keep calling Gr8Kat “Kat” and I see that in a thread and have to start scrolling up to see what the heck I posted in that thread that I don’t remember even reading before, and I have posted the longer run-on sentence in this thread, and I am all out of ice cream, and I have a hole in my favorite t-shirt, that’s why![/sad violin music]
Because I have tons of dough and no scruples.
[steps up on soapbox]
Why should you vote for me, a young girl, who few will recognize, with not even 100 posts? Because I epitomize all the mudanity and pointlessness we all strive for.
On the old AOL board, I was named “Most Mundane and Pointless” by a fellow poster. I was given my own MPSIMS thread when the original was turned into baseball talk. One of my e-mail addresses is The_Mundane_And_Pointless_One.
I still have it in me. A vote for Lanna is like a vote for yourself, especially if you’re a 16-year-old female with a phobia of crickets and fond spot in your heart for Play-Doh and tire swings.
Eh, besides, if you don’t, I’ll have to start posting daily updates on my relationships, crises and life in general.
Save your sanity, and vote Lanna as Most Mundane.
(Page three, question 32.)
[steps down and runs away to lurk again]
-Lanna
Bacause my screen name is Groucho Marx’ role in Duck Soup, one of the funniest movies ever.