So…anyway…I’m on the phone with DRY and he tells me to post here and since I love him dearly and wish to do nothing to encourage him to bitch at me [sub]any more than he already does[/sub]
I’m resurecting this bit of mundaneness…
pounce for DRY
hug for mrblue
pinch for silent_rob
grin there ya go, dear.
OK, I’m confused.
And…?
Is there something in particular that’s extra special about this thread? I don’t get it.
Yes! It has MY name in the title! 
[SUB]Attention 'ho that I am[/sub]
Also, this thread has more posts by you than any other single thread on the board.
And more posts by me than any other single thread on the board.
And more posts by Kathryn than any other single thread on the board.
Possibly Guinastasia, too, but probably not yet. Give her time.
Oh, and Guin, love the amendment to your sig! 
I don’t know… it’d be a close contest between this thread and the thread where Kathryn and I first met.
True…well, the statement still holds true for Medea’s Child and myself.
[Homer voice]
MMMM…Medea’s Child and DRY…MMMM
[/Homer voice]
Steve, its his thread…he likes it in here…makes him feel safe and loved. (warm fuzzies)
[sub]MPSIMS being so harsh and impersonal, you know…[/sub]
Dan, I’m offically screwing my sleep timing…I’ll e-mail you tomorrow though…because I adore you and all…
My punishment for leaving old windows up…
Speaking of punishment…the loud girls in my hallway are going to find themselves falling down stairs soon…
Dan…what was our first thread?
I think I e-mailed you because I said something stupid and I didn’t want you to get mad at me…
I can’t remember though…
Yipe!!! There I go indeed. :o
And…pinch 
Yes, I love playing with your “warm fuzzies” (is that what we’re calling them nowadays?)
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Who’s bitching now?
Just because the mods blew the whistle on post parties right before you hit 1000 posts…
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I see. So you’ll see Mr. Blue, not to mention the various other people you’ve been (ahem) “katting” around with, and you’ll even screw your SLEEP TIMING before you’ll have sex with me?!?! 
:mad: :eek:
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Well, if you’re off ICQ, you COULD always call me back, you know?
Honey, are you sure you’re feeling all right? There was not a single typo in either of your last two posts!
grin
Love you too bastard.
You know, I was trying to find them. There were two. This was one:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28473
This was when I first noticed you. When you were the first reply to a thread I started complimenting another poster (Diane).
About a week later, there was a post where you replied to me and told me to stop drinking. You then e-mailed me, as you said. I’ve spent the last half hour looking for it, and I can’t find it. It must have been resurrected well after it was opened–I’ve searched all of your posts [it’s easier to search yours than mine] during the applicable time period. No soap.
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And things are different now exactly how?
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And things are different now exactly how?
Right back atcha!
Oh, and I was serious about you calling me back–you know, since your sleep pattern is disturbed and all…
Heheheh…ehehehe…you guys said “screw”…ehehehe…
I’m told that until we meet in person, we’re not going to do much more than SAY it. 
[sub]On the other hand, meeting in person does seem to be a necessary condition…[/sub]
Gosh, you guys-get a room!
Just kidding!
We did.
Want to join us?
Well…I usually liek my three somes the other way around, but…
Beggars can’t be choosers, hon!