A Pilot Is Grounded. A Lawyer Is Disbarred. A Doctor Is:

An Archbishop is disgraced.

I haven’t heard a specific term for a doctor who has lost his license.

“Physician assistant.” Just kidding.

Chicken ranchers are Deflocked.

A cobbler gets booted.

I would have guessed “ohmless” or maybe “revamped”.

A roofer loses his shingle.

A woodworker is rerouted.

A carpenter is finished.

A surveyor is leveled.

A big-rig driver is semiretired.

A bed tester is debunked
A plumber is dethroned
An underwear model is debriefed
A gardener is deflowered
A fiance is disengaged
A cowboy is deranged
What happens to a bad real estate agent? Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation

Heh. This is fun!

This game sounds awfully familiar… (Not that I’m the one who originated it, but I figured all the punsters in this thread might enjoy seeing what happens when it’s set to verse.) :smiley:

Klan members should be terminated with extreme prejudice.
Bungee Jump instructors are let go.

A vasectomist is given the sack

A Chinese chef is given his woking papers

A building inspector is shown the door

A careless window washer is defenestrated

A chandelier salesman is delighted

A tree surgeon is disembarked

A failed musician is de-bassed.

Either that, or denoted.

June is dismayed

A furniture salesman is tabled.

A Victoria’s Secret employee gets a pink slip

The curator of the Leaning Tower of Pisa is decanted

A fashion designer is defrocked.

A librarian is shelved.

An HVAC technician is deducted

A massage therapist is rubbed out.

Denuded.

A prostitute is delaid

slaps Slithy Tove with a [del]wet[/del] frozen trout