Medical Feud [Closed]

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Try to think of the most popular answer, to get the most people matching you. Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants. For example: 50 entrant game = 2 pts per answer. If 4 people match that means they each get 8 pts for that answer. No matches = 0 points.

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2. response
3. rejoinder

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The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 4:30 PM Central on Friday, 5/30/08 whichever comes first. Good luck!

  1. Name a kind of doctor.
  2. Name a type of cancer.
  3. Name a psychological disorder.
  4. Name something you might find in a doctor’s office.
  5. Name something you might have removed from your body.
  6. Name a bodily fluid.
  7. Name sexually transmitted infection.
  8. Name a medication.
  9. Name a non life threatening reason you’d see a doctor.
  10. Name something people are allergic to.
  1. General Practitioner
  2. Breast Cancer
  3. Bi-Polar
  4. Magazines
  5. Appendix
  6. Blood
  7. HIV
  8. Aspirin
  9. Broken Bone
  10. Pollen
  1. GP
  2. Breast
  3. Depression
  4. Stethoscope
  5. Wart
  6. Saliva
  7. HIV/Aids
  8. Ritalin
  9. Throat Infection
  10. Nuts
  1. Pediatrician
  2. Breast
  3. Bipolar
  4. Waiting room
  5. Mole
  6. Urine
  7. Syphilis
  8. Lipitor
  9. Heart attack
  10. Peanuts
  1. Ob-Gyn
  2. Lung
  3. Depression
  4. Old magazines
  5. Appendix
  6. Blood
  7. HIV/AIDS
  8. Penicillin
  9. Flu
  10. Peanuts
  1. GP
  2. Lung
  3. Schizophrenia
  4. Stethoscope
  5. Tumour
  6. Semen
  7. HIV
  8. Cough syrup
  9. Flu
  10. Nuts
  1. Gynecologist
  2. Melanoma
  3. Depression
  4. Stethoscope
  5. Tumor
  6. Blood
  7. HIV/AIDS
  8. Aspirin
  9. Physical/Check-up
  10. Peanuts

oh, poop. 9 was “non” life threatening. Oh well.

  1. Surgeon
  2. Breast cancer
  3. Depression
  4. Computer
  5. Tumour
  6. Blood
  7. HIV
  8. Penicilin
  9. Pregnancy
  10. Pets
  1. Pediatrician
  2. Melanoma
  3. Bipolar
  4. Magazine
  5. Mole
  6. Blood
  7. Herpes
  8. Aspirin
  9. Infection
  10. Penicillin
  1. ob/gyn
  2. breast
  3. schizophrenia
  4. a scale
  5. a cancer
  6. urine
  7. AIDS
  8. aspirin
  9. annual checkup
  10. pollen
  1. Surgeon
  2. Breast cancer
  3. Schizophrenia
  4. Stethoscope
  5. Appendix
  6. Urine
  7. Herpes
  8. Aspirin
  9. Flu
  10. Penicillin
  1. Gynecologist
  2. Lung
  3. Schizophrenia
  4. Stethoscope
  5. Tumour
  6. Blood
  7. AIDS
  8. Penicillin
  9. Annual exam
  10. Cats
  1. Medical
  2. Breast
  3. Schizophrenia
  4. A Doctor
  5. Wart
  6. Urine
  7. The Pox
  8. Oxycontin
  9. It Hurts When I Do This
  10. Bees
  1. GP
  2. Breast cancer
  3. Schizophrenia
  4. Stethoscope
  5. Tonsils
  6. Semen
  7. AIDS
  8. Penicillin
  9. Influenza
  10. Pollen
  1. OB/GYN
  2. Lung
  3. Schizophrenia
  4. Stethoscope
  5. Tumor
  6. Blood
  7. HIV
  8. Penicillin
  9. Allergies
  10. Pollen
  1. OB/GYN
  2. Lung
  3. OCD
  4. Old magazines
  5. Tumor
  6. Blood
  7. HIV
  8. Penicillin
  9. Physical
  10. Penuts

I knew I should have said Schizophrenia.

  1. Chiroprator
  2. Breast Cancer
  3. Depression
  4. Tongue depressor
  5. Appendix
  6. Blood
  7. HIV
  8. Prozac
  9. Broken Bone
  10. Nuts
  1. Pediatrician
  2. Breast cancer
  3. Schizophrenia
  4. Stethoscope
  5. Tonsils
  6. Blood
  7. Syphilis
  8. Anti-depressant
  9. Annual physical check-up
  10. Peanuts

Comments:

For #4, I thought of “1986 copies of Highlights for Children” as a joke answer. I’m curious to see how many people actually go with something like that.

For #8, I’m obviously hoping that responses will be of the “type of” rather than “specific brand” variety.

For #9, I thought of “dating him for his money”, but again decided to stick with a more specifically medicine-related answer.