Let’s see how far this one goes. Here’s the premise: You supply the symptoms, the next poster provides the diagnosis (a la Euty’s answer and question threads…)
Example:
Symptoms:
I can’t get out of bed in the morning.
I can’t breathe.
I feel numb all over.
Diagnosis:
You are dead.
Got it? Let’s begin…
Symtoms:
My hand hurts.
I drink two bottles of wine a day.
Erectile Dysfunction.
Remember, these are hypothetical conditions.
Disclaimer: No advice given here is implied to be worth a shit.
Look at your OP, you said nothing about providing symptoms after providing the diagnosis. BTW I am not a jerk, just trying to be funny. Next time I will provide a new set of symptoms now that I am informed that I need to do so.
And my grasp of the english language is quite good. I saw no errors. Anyhoo, I have to get to sleep.
Symptoms:
I have a short attention span
I procrastinate to the extreme
I am easily bored and seek out knowledge and activitys that stimulate my mind.
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*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor *
Symptoms:[ol]
[li]Gnawing on the woodwork[/li][li]Barking at the moon[/li][li]Voting Republican (Hi Opal)[/li][li]I LOVE RAMEN NOODLES! YEAH! [/ol][/li][/QUOTE]
Diagnosis: You’re perfectly normal (except for your Ramen noodle fetish). Please pay the receptionist on the way out.