A Pilot Is Grounded. A Lawyer Is Disbarred. A Doctor Is:

Members (of an organization) are dismembered.

A doctor who can no longer practice medicine is deflowered.

Because he’s no longer entitled to wear the white outfit.

A condiment maker is mustered out.

An organ donor is de-livered.

An astronaut is dismissled.

An astronomer is black holed.

A mathematician is counted out.

A car salesman is decommissioned.

A judge is disrobed.

The head of AARP is depended.

The head of AAA gets driven from office.

Except for the second sentence, those apply to pharmacists too. I have had my car keyed once, but it was before I became a pharmacist.

I was going to come here and say that they seem to usually become bartenders. Really.

Given a series by Oprah.

A wizard is disenchanted.

A magician is disappeared.

A pillow salesman is downed.

A grammarian is renowned.

A druggist is dispensed with.

A telecom executive is excommunicated.

Damn, I love this place.

No, that is a rancher (or cowboy, as previously noted), a farmer is cropped, just as a landscaper is weeded out.

An arborist closes his branch offices and gos back to his roots.

Or, like the Ku Klux Klansman, is deracinated.

The con man is deployed.

A violin tuner is unstrung.

A surveyor is dislocated.
A Copenhagen correspondent is disdained.
A cake decorator is defrosted.
A tunesmith is unsung.
An orthography teacher is dispelled.
A stage performer is exacted.
A naturist is denuded.
An ecologist is denatured.
A florist is deflowered.
A popular scientist’s staff member is denied.
A panties maker is debriefed.

A podiatrist is defeated.

A proctologist is rebutted.

A manicurist is defiled.

An ophthalmologist is unseen.
A rancher is unherd.

Guys that hang around with the musicians in a band are drummed out.

Welders are defused.
Analysts are decompiled.
Boxers are dehooked.
Fire fighters are dehydrated.