A Poll: Kangaroo or Wallaby

The Wallaby is so much better than the Kangaroo 'cos the Wallaby has a stylish pointy snout while the Kangaroo has a big fat snout that makes him look like the big fat stupid creature that he is.

Also, the Wallaby has a really cool racing stripe. Kangaroos aren’t nearly as cool as Wallabies.
Which do you prefer? Perhaps you’ll treat us to a picture?

You forgot wallaroos. :smiley:

Wallabies are cute and all, but for mine, there’s nothing like a 'roo. Either Eastern grey or BIG RED, they kick arse.

Of course, wombats are the coolest. Koalas are cutesy sluts.

I don’t know, haven’t ate kangaroo or wallaby. :smiley:

Ponty snout, fat snout. What’s the difference once the head’s blowed off?

I tend to prefer the Roos, cause they are in Australia and I don’t have to pay to feed them. Wallys, on the other hand, are in my back yard, smell bad and I have to pay for expensive “Wallaby Chow” that my wife needs to raise them. She wanted them, and now she has them. It started with 4, now there is 9. A more worthless pet I could not imagine.

Anybody want a good deal on a Joey? :wink:

sniff What did I ever do to you, bienville?

I’d say Kangaroo, especially the Red’s that you get in central Australia. Not very good quality but have a look at the male in the second photo down the page. I’m rather glad the meat-eating megafauna Kangaroos aren’t around anymore.

They both taste like beef.

Wallabies all the way. I mean, come on, Rocko’s Modern Life? How lame would that have been if he were a kangaroo?

I don’t hate you, BlueKangaroo. I only hate your lifestyle choice.