A prayer for the Goddess of Typing

Oh goddess I implore you to have pity on such a pooor typist as I.

I have posted such grevious typing errors that my heart is heavy and filled with remorse.

I pray for your guidance and seek forgiveness so that I may continue to post on this board and not annoy the other dopers unnecesarily.

I have posted such grevious typing errors that my heart is heavy and filled with remorse.

I will now say 10 prayers in your honor.

The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.
The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog.

My prayers will be heard and answered.
I ask this in Cecil’s name.
Amen

unnecessarily…

::shakes head, muttering about how the goddess will be so pissed::

grievous…

::moves far away from Mojo so as not to be struck by the goddess’lightning bolt::

grievous…

:: Dylan moves far away from Mojo so as not to be struck by the goddess’lightning bolt::

boy, when you play with fire…

Oh goddess of the infernal double post, I humbly beseech thee to forgive…this, your unworthy servant…

I will be more patient
I will be more patient
I will be more patient
I will be more patient
I will be more patient
I will be more patient
I will be more patient
I will be more patient