NO 
Just gotta add my 2c even if it’s a me too.
I’m not your guest, I’m your customer. I’m in your store, not your home. I’m there because I want something, not to enjoy the pleasure of your company.
I don’t want to be your guest. I want to be your customer. I am spending money in your establishment. I am keeping you in business. I’m your reason for being, and I expect to be treated as such.
Now put away the damned credit card application and open another fucking register!
Zenster, that is without a doubt THE best sentence I have ever read on these boards. That, sir or madam, should be enshrined on OpalCat’s Page O’ Flames. It’s that good.
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Originally posted by caveman
… Besides, what do you expect when kids go hunting from age 5? Knowing how to shoot will drive you nuts and make you kill for fun…
Someone did. Shipwright.
And both you and he seem to have totally missed that he (caveman) was being sarcastic.
Okay, out of all the tongue-in-cheek stuff in that post, how the hell is this the part that gets singled out? (Note the lack of paragraph breaks to mark a shift in topic or tone.)
Not being snarky - it just seems weird to me.
See, the thing is, when you live a stone’s throw from a Target, and it’s one of the clean, friendly, lotsa-lines-open ones, it does get to feel like “your” store. I know that sounds hokey–fuck, it IS hokey. But there you have it. I know where stuff is, I know a lot of the staff by sight, and I love how the young staff always banter on their little walkie-talkies to each other.
You know those stupid Wal-Mart commercials where families talk about how they love their hometown Wal-mart and it’s so great because of blah, blah, blah? I could star in one of those for Traget and be 100% serious.
Now this is scary… Cranky in gush mode?.. There has to be a joke in there somewhere…
:::::: uh oh ::::::: flee ::::::::::::
She really is the worst Cranky old man you’ll ever meet.
Minneapolis Star Tribune, 04/06/03: Target customers using the Target card spend 40-60% more at each store visit than non-card holders.
Thank-you-very-much!
My own work, I’m proud to say.
[sup]PS: I’m a guy.[/sup]
I am honored by the sheer volume and creativity of the bile, real or facetious, leveled at me by Zenster.
And, yes, I was attempting sarcasm, as I was educated from an early age as to the proper use and respect of firearms, and advocate the same for any youth as a way to decrease gun deaths and injuries.
btw, WOOSH
