A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him

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The economist would never get his hands dirty putting anything into a jar, but believes that jars would fill themselves if paid enough.

Worked for me.

Might be fun to watch the prof deal with that, actually.

English major’s reaction to linked page: It was the American sportswriter Grantland Rice, not the English poet W.E. Henley, who penned the “One Great Scorer” verse.