I was going to talk to your teachers, but eye balled the principal instead.
OK, maybe not at a school function.
So you’re saying that in that thread, it was off-optic?
How many sights did you brows before you ended up here?
Iris I were as clever as the rest of you!
Make sure you don’t cry if you’re cross-eyed or you’ll wind up with a bad case of bacteria.
Maybe you can make your announcement to some musical accompaniment. Maybe Third Eye Blind or Blink 182? Or “Behind Blue Eyes” by The Who? Or how about some Sinatra?
You hear about the pessimist whose frames were missing a lens? He always looked at the glasses half empty.
When I was at a magic show – I don’t remember who, I’m not that into magic and my family was going. But when he was doing the “saw a woman in half” trick, the music in the background was “I just died in your arms tonight” – by The Cutting Crew.
I was actually going to mention that eye puns are oft-optic in any forum.
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I was actually going to mention that eye puns are oft-optic in any forum.
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I didn’t see that coming.
Blasphemy!
Could you speculate about whether he’s introspective? Did the committee inspect his qualifications or behavior before seeing their way clear to asEYEgn him the award?
If you do the intro right, there won’t be an anhydrous lacrimal gland in the house.