Okay, an admittedly old time muscle car fan here. Staunch believer in the displacement = power camp and, as a result, never had much use (read “respect”) for the newer generation of over-revved little cars generally referred to as “rice grinders.” All I ever see is what I interpret to be little wannabes, modified exhaust, rear spoiler, maybe some modifications under the hood but overall seeming to strain mightly at the concept of acceleration when the rest of us are doing so relatively effortlessly. Plus, evidence of a wreck is apparently mandatory. Sorry, but in large part I’ve found them to be a joke.
This morning, one struck me as the real deal and I’m curious if anyone could shed some light on what he might have been employing, whether it was tuning, nitrous, etc.
On the way in to work there’s a long, uncluttered, straight stretch for a couple of miles that’s kinda fun to run on. Turning onto it behind a nondescript, identification removed, somewhat Celica-looking but otherwise unrecognizable car, I opened up the ports and took off. My ute’s been feeling somewhat frisky lately and with 340 horse, 0 to 60 in 7 and a 150 top it’s no legend but absolutely will get up and go.
Looking in the rear mirror, I started to move to the right lane after passing that non-descript, we were probably accelerating through 60 mph or so at the time and, quite frankly, I was kinda stunned by what I saw. The car I’d just blown by was going… umm… sideways. There was a huge plume of smoke behind him, he’d swung violently to the left, and all of a sudden he shot past me as I was then doing 85 or 90 like I was riding some lame beast of burden.
So… consider me re-informed. Some of those little “ricers”, although probably a very rare few, can run like a freakin’ scalded pig. What I don’t understand is this was a small car so the engine was constricted to a smaller size, he hadn’t dropped a 400 or anything in there. I know when he passed I heard no engine whine, more just the baffeled single exhaust. Was it tuning? If so, thru computing? Turbocharging? Supercharging? Nitrous? Something else?
I’m just really curious because this was the one and only time I’ve seen one of these little things do something bordering on impressive, and this little sonuvagun did rocket forth on demand. Sorry I can’t provide more details about the make. Though a car buff, this was unrecognizable and struck me as something between early 90s styling Mustang/Celica mix, but was determinable as neither.
The damn thing could, though, run. Smokin’ the tires at 60 to the point where you damn near go horizontal took something special indeed.